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The Brewers' Timeless Ticket fiasco is an almost exact replica of the Scott's Tots debacle.
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Don’t let this fool you
Adam Schefter HOLDS OWNERSHIP in gambling companies where you can bet on the SPECIFIC destination of a player
Don’t fall for the bait
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One team that has had Marvin Harrison trade talks with Arizona is Houston, sources tell me and @rapsheet. Houston has been, and is thought to be, square in the mix for Harrison. But as one Texans source said about the team’s interest in Harrison, “I can’t confirm or deny at this time.”
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alex cora:
Alex Cora has informed Dave Dombrowski and the Phillies he’s taking 2027 off, per @BNightengale.
Rough luck for Dave Dombrowski.
Not a lot of managerial openings for 2027. Just the Phillies and Mariners are confirmed at the moment.
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You may think this continues in 2027 with them missing the postseason. But clearly the work stoppage will necessitate a shorter season and expanded playoff. So the Phillies will get eliminated from a round of the playoffs that doesn’t exist yet. NBA play-in tournament equivalent.
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Fat Bear Week is BACK, and both the bears and the competition are THICK. 🐻🍑
It’s Fat Bear Week!
@Interior manages over 500 million acres of public lands, including the pristine wilderness of Katmai National Park. After months of feasting on salmon in the Brooks River, Katmai’s brown bears are now at their largest size.
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I just cannot wrap my brain around any Mets fan getting any form of enjoyment from seeing Pete Alonso torch us. Just a pure humiliation kink
i’m def in the minority here but i agree with the players like sure i love pete and wish him the best but im not rooting for him when he’s playing us like my team comes first sorry.
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I stand with you Sean #HoldTheLine
#RealFansDoExist
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Unpopular opinion: He’s right.
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TEN decided to punt to NYJ from the NYJ 43 on 4th & 9 with 1:12 remaining in the 3rd while losing 3 to 20.
With a Surrender Index of 17.48, this punt ranks at the 100th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 96th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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7 innings of 1-hit ball for Joey Lucchesi ⚓️
7.0 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 4 BB, 4 K, 103 P, 5 Whiffs
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The NL Rookie of the Year race is by no means only between JJ Wetherholt and Sal Stewart like most people are acting like
McLean might even be the front-runner for me
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YOU ARE A MERCH COMPANY. PEOPLE DONT WANT TO WEAR AI MERCH. YES, IT WAS JUST A FLYER BUT THAT DISCREDITS ALL YOUR WORK. God what a terrible take. Darren is being absolutely thick skulled.
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Replying to @BarstoolHubbs
Walter owns an asset management firm and insurance companies. He uses premiums at his insurance companies to make loans to companies he owns. This is usually OK, but you can't do it too often, and you have to disclose it. Walter did it a lot and didn't disclose it. Now he is trying to unwind deals to pay back the loans because the DOJ is investigating him. The Lakers deal gets him a good chunk of the money, but he likely needs another few billion by year-end. He can either raise money privately — Bloomberg says he is trying to do that by offering double-digit yields and using his personal stake in his asset management firm as collateral — or sell off assets to make up the difference. It's tough to tell what will happen, but I think every option is on the table, including selling the Dodgers, Chelsea, Sparks, PWHL, and his motorsports investments across NASCAR, IndyCar, and F1.
The dodgers ownership group committing legitimate white collar crimes to win multiple World Series is worst than the Astros stealing a few signs to win a couple home games
How do the Dodgers carry an unlimited payroll?
Filings uncovered by @NickNemo17 show roughly $1.45 billion in debt for American Media Productions, the entity behind SportsNet LA and the Dodgers' 25-year, $8.35 billion Charter deal, sitting on the balance sheets of 5 life insurance companies tied to or controlled by the Dodgers' own ownership group.
i.e. the Dodgers get a sweetheart deal on their TV rights from a media company their owners co-own, financed by insurance companies those same owners control.
Because ownership sits on both sides, as borrower and lender, the setup functions as a closed loop:
-When RSNs hit turbulence, banks enforce covenants or force restructuring. Here the lenders are insurers the owners manage, so the capital stays patient and cash flow to the team never gets choked.
-MLB taxes net local revenue at 34% but allows deductions for debt service and interest tied to running the network. Carrying $1.45 billion in media debt on AMP's balance sheet generates interest expense that shrinks reportable net TV income and the resulting revenue-sharing bill.
Then there's the payroll itself. Over $1 billion of it is deferred, owed to 9 players through 2047. Pushing that cash out frees up money today, some of which is going toward servicing that same debt, and kicks the actual bill to a stretch of decades many of today's owners won't be around for.
LA built a (seemingly illegal) structure that captures its own interest yield, shelters TV income from league revenue sharing, and helps fund payroll dominance in the process.
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Jeff Passan and many many idiots argued for years that ANYBODY can do what the Dodgers are doing…
Looks like their owner is going to have to sell the team as the check is coming due for all his spending… just hilarious. So much of the Dodger loving media is going to eat crow
Mark Walter has to take roughly $20 billion of loans off his insurers by December 31.
There are 4 ways to do that.
Sell the loans: nobody buys paper under a grand jury subpoena.
Grow: the company has to be 4 times bigger in 2 quarters.
Reinsure: the good assets leave, the loans stay, the ratio goes UP.
Sell things and repay in cash.
The Lakers covered about a third.



































