Woke beyond measure

Joined February 2021
I’m going to give you a fair warning. If you do not stop now, I will be forced to record a video of myself painted from head to toe, and it’s going to make you look completely ridiculous. Tread lightly.
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I watched this like five times and still cannot believe it’s real.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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BREAKING: TAMARA SPEAKS OUT
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A racist chatter in Hasan Piker's chat is outed as an Asmongold fan. Hasan pulled up their logs from Asmongold's chat and Hasan found out that the chatter has been pretending to a Black man in Asmongold's chat. Hasan found old Twitch clips from the chatter's Twitch channel and he is a WHITE man. This was fucking insane.
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ethan, if you're reading this, i think it's funny you ruined your marriage
he's definitely reading everything because he finally unfollowed me yesterday
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This generation will do anything except lower the cost of their fucking homes
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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They make it so you have to work really hard to be Gay in the new Call of Duty
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Ethan Klein has been blocking accounts posting about his affair therefore proving that he’s on this site reading everything
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I keep getting distracted by the coolest shit on the goddamn planet whenever I go to use Google Image Search . This isn't a compliment!
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THIS SERVICE IS BECOMING DISTRACTING
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This website's cute, sometimes i just wave at people. Hello 👋👋
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Prozac got me feeling like
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I missed this.... AB at the end he says "It turns out Thing One and Thing Two represent his side pieces" ...... 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Woah. A lot to unpack in this clip reading between the lines. As usual, nobody is listening to AB and yet he said it in our faces all along. Source: H3 Show #299, August 2026 #h3 #h3h3
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Lmfao his face after the side pieces comment buddy knew 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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the replies to this, seeing people genuinely happy and excited, makes me happy and excited even though i can't play it for another year lol xitter.cf/PlaystationSize/status…
🚨 Grand Theft Auto VI - 𝐃𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐳𝐞 : 210 GB - 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝 ($79.99) Pre-Load : November 12 Release : November 19 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 : Midnight
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Ethan Klein purchased a $20k button that cuts off visuals and audio and replaces the streams last 20 seconds with a personalized H3 Podcast loading screen. In 2024 during a segment, Ethan hit the button in order to berate his employee AB. Only the button malfunctioned.
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Replying to @JDM4NC
Jonathan has safely been taken into custody without shots fired: xitter.cf/FordFischer/status/211…
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Replying to @JDM4NC
They got him
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