@strumdick

PARODY ACCOUNT. Not your dad's favorite shitposter!

Joined August 2021
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We should make all of our elected representatives wear GPS tracking, biometric recording, wearable devices at all times. They should also only be paid the federal minimum wage. They should also be forced to retire at age 60. I'd also like them to have monthly polygraphs
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*visibly SHAKING in my boots* *GULLLPPP*
Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalker13h
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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Adnaan
@adnaannasir_Oct 27
Online AI detector says Declaration of Independence is 93.2% written by AI.
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I don't have anyone in my life who would give a shit so I'm saying it here: I just beat the elite 4 and rival in Pokemon fire red on my first try! Now I'm going to go catch all of the legendaries that I failed to catch as a kid! Wooo!
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YourFavoriteGuy☭
@guychristensen_Oct 27
If you’re seeing this, I was detained at the airport
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This is why they call him the millennial Bill Maher
Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandOct 26
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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The Brazilian stock market is crashing because Lula won't let the the amazon be raped to death and Epstein class pedophiles loot the country
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 26
BREAKING: Brazil's stock market collapses nearly -30% and the Brazilian Real loses -10% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected. Brazil's stock market has lost over $200 billion of market cap today.
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Proud of you, Brazil! Let's go!
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Go watch Snuffbox for more.
rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸
@rinnystarrOct 25
pre pooped pants
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Erin 𓅉@getpseudoedOct 26
:)
Cristian Riom
@CristianRiomOct 25
La importancia del deporte en los jóvenes. #Paris #France #Francia
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Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen@arguablysomayaOct 26
HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOO
Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen@arguablysomayaOct 25
if lula wins im going out and grabbing a bottle
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The Rationalist@RationaliztwtOct 23
hasan debuts new stream intro
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@strumdickApr 10
Replying to @Medo198518
I am so sorry to hear about this. I have a connective tissue disorder that causes me an insane level of pain [although I know there is no comparison] but this video absolutely destroyed the pain I have there. I hope it helps you like it did me!
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Rita Repulsive@myc0lattOct 25
Replying to @britneyqueers_
HR Meeting: The Podcast
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@how_do_i_pdfOct 25
To everyone trying to defend what’s-her-face podcaster lady for being in the IDF:
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FUUUCK YOU @FedEx
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фортем☭🔻@Fortem555Oct 25
Lux ☭🏳️‍⚧️@Lux_R_Spiral_IIOct 24
It's coal probably
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🎃KarlPanzer🎃@KarlPanzer06Oct 24
Replying to @mrinvincible00
Oh hey its the guy everyone makes fun of
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Sorry to keep reposting the drama mill but holy shit people have been so funny about it
BENZO-KAZOOIE
@BENZOTOOIEOct 23
Now they won’t be able to go through a Holocaust museum without reliving painful memories.
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Toastoffire@toastoffireOct 24
Replying to @bog_bussy
He said "think of the children!" And her IDF instincts kicked in
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antifa honeypot
@mformorphineOct 23
you’re blackpilling? two separate women wanted to fuck ethan klein and you’re blackpilling?
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