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Jane Doe, Oct. 21: “None of the sexual stuff was illegal. I really liked being with you and Matt.”
Then she gets uninvited from the Halloween party.
“I knew this was going to happen. Y’all aren’t my friends. Y’all are covering your asses.”
Two weeks later: “90% of what happened that night was not consensual.”
How do you go from 100% legal to 90% illegal in the span of two weeks??
Simple: your social credit took a hit, so you tried to chargeback a gangbang 🤣
Sorry, this one’s being disputed.
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Dave Chapelle New Joke: Dead Conservatives...Get It?? | Missed Info Live 11/9/26 teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/2ReMmZnvj…
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Evidence so overwhelmingly they found him guilty on 57% of the charges..
Russell Brand was sentenced to 10 years.
The investigation was massive.
The evidence was clear.
- 100+ witnesses traced & interviewed.
- 400+ witness statements taken.
- 1,400+ documents examined.
- Multiple independent accounts from four different women.
- Supporting testimony from friends, colleagues, family & his own former PA.
- Consistent disclosures made years earlier.
- Brand’s own admissions of using fame for sexual access.
Jury of 12 heard it all and found him guilty on 4 of 7 charges. Historical cases almost never have DNA. They get proven by testimony, corroboration and patterns. That’s exactly what happened here.
The evidence was overwhelming. The jury agreed.
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Im a comedian and I’ve never heard this joke. Or if I did I forgot about it. It is forgettable because there is no point to it.
People are trying to act like conservatives defended this en masse; most have no idea who this guy is.
Dave flipped this exact joke on em, he just changed the name to Charlie Kirk, and this is how they behave 😂 hypocrisy exposed for all to see. Well played Dave.
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Odd that his justification—if this was even his intention—is some random comedian making a George Floyd joke no one’s even heard of at a roast nobody watched.
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The joke Dave Chappelle told about Charlie Kirk uses the exact same punchline that Tony Hinchcliffe used in a joke about George Floyd.
Chappelle is doing this as a test to see if the right is really commitment to free speech.
I know I'm going to get flack for this but...
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Do not have sex with women! Just have sex with your wingman; it’s gayer but safer, legally speaking.
After Russel Brand getting ten years with so little evidence let me reiterate...do not do business with women...do not be friends with women...go to social events with a wing man and make sure you aren't alone with one...if dating take your time to really vet the woman.
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Struggle session
As the judge sentenced Russell Brand to 10 years, six months in prison, he told him: "Whatever women wear, wherever they go, indeed, whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no and to demand justice from the criminal courts when sexual predators like you, Russell Brand, act without their consent."
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‼️Someone Who Was ACTUALLY In The Room At Dave Chappelle’s Show Has Now Released The FULL Context Of What Was Said About Charlie Kirk. 😱
In the footage and breakdown, Chappelle states that ever since Charlie was murdered he has felt better, adds that he knows Charlie is looking up at the audience from hell, and then goes into a rant calling Charlie racist based on a heavily clipped comment about black pilots as well as calls @RealCandaceO a "Scooby Doo Ass Bitch" who will not let the case go.
This was not presented as a setup or a punchline. It was stated plainly, with no bit attached, in front of a crowd that had already had their phones locked in pouches. The person who recorded it notes how awkward the room became and confirms that many people walked out mid-set. Dave Chappelle even got angry and made the comment that "This Crowd Sucks"
The breakdown includes Charlie’s original full comments on the pilot remark so viewers can hear the actual argument instead of the shortened version that has circulated. Be sure to watch the OP's FULL video linked down below for their perspective. 👇
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‼️Dave Chappelle Must Be Canceled After Saying He Feels Better Since Charlie Kirk Was Murdered😡
Dave Chappelle stood on stage at Madison Square Garden and told the audience“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
Those words are not edgy. They are not comedy. They are a public declaration that the assassination of a man who was speaking on a college campus and standing up for his freedom of speech made him feel better. Charlie Kirk was a husband and a father. He was shot while engaging with students. Celebrating that outcome, or even admitting it brings relief, crosses a line that no amount of past comedic success can erase.
Every remaining date on Dave Chappelle’s schedule should be canceled. Venues, promoters, and sponsors who continue to platform someone who openly states he feels better because a political figure was murdered are choosing to normalize political violence. The audience that still shows up is making the same choice. This is not about hurt feelings. It is about whether society will continue to reward people who treat the murder of their political opponents as a source of personal satisfaction.
FUCK Dave Chapprlle
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Russell Brand is the victim of a political hit job and I hope US diplomatic engagements with the UK make clear that we consider Brand a political prisoner.
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His lawyers really dropped the ball. He should have taken the stand, unfurled a prayer rug, proclaimed his faith in Allah, then explained his behavior towards women was part of his faith tradition. The judge would have had no choice but to acquit.
🚨 RUSSELL BRAND SENTENCED TO 10 YEARS AND 6 MONTHS
…which sounds like a long time, but that’s only about half the time between when the alleged assault occurred and when his accuser came forward (17 years) 😮
A London judge sentenced the former comedian and actor to a total of 10½ years in prison today after a jury convicted him last week of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The rape of a 21-year-old fan in 2009 drew a nine-year term; the three sexual assaults from 2004–2009 added concurrent time that brought the total to 10 years and six months.
Brand must serve two-thirds of the sentence before he is eligible for parole, meaning roughly seven years behind bars. The judge called him a “sexual predator” who showed “staggering arrogance.”
The convictions cover four women and date to the peak of Brand’s fame. He was acquitted of two other rape counts and one attempted indecent assault. He will remain on the sex offenders register for life.
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The reason the Charlie Kirk is dead joke doesn’t seem to have a punchline is because it’s an inside joke for leftist terrorists.
To them his death is the punchline.
Out of context, that certainly sounds awful... but what was the rest of it? Did he subsequently qualify that, or express regret? Is Dave Chappelle himself, or Charlie Kirk haters, the butt of the joke? The fact that every single clip of this remark cuts off right here makes me suspicious.
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The “can’t breathe” remark is a reference to George Floyd, presumably for Kirk’s comments on Floyd being a scumbag (though he added that he didn’t deserve to die).
More footage from Dave Chappelle’s Madison Square Garden performance, where he made another disgusting “joke” about Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
“I’m sure Charlie Kirk is looking up at us right now, laughing so hard he can’t breathe.”
A husband and father was assassinated, his family is left grieving, and this washed-up comedian is standing in front of thousands of people mocking his death.
I’ve been a fan of Chappelle for decades, but this is absolutely disgusting. There’s a difference between dark humor and being a heartless, morally bankrupt piece of shit.
Whatever happened to basic human decency?
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If Dave Chapelle gets brutally assassinated like Charlie Kirk, I hope there is another comedian out there who says he feels better because of it. Like as a funny joke.
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🚨🇺🇸 Anna Paulina Luna just dug up a FOUR-YEAR-OLD Charlie Kirk post and sent it straight to Dave Chappelle.
The timing is BRUTAL!
After Chappelle joked that he felt “better” since Kirk was murdered, Luna reminded him of what Kirk said back in May 2022.
When an armed man attacked Chappelle onstage, Kirk publicly defended him, condemning the decision not to pursue felony charges and warning about the normalization of political violence.
Kirk was defending Chappelle's right to perform without being attacked, regardless of their politics.
Four years later, Chappelle is joking about Kirk's assassination.
Luna didn't even bother writing an argument.
She just tagged Chappelle and let Kirk's old post speak for itself.
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Guys, quiet down—the OF girl is speaking
Your husband mocked George Floyd’s death repeatedly. Your husband didn’t believe in empathy. He had no morals. We do not mourn him and we do not care about your grifter ass.
Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a giant piece of shit. That was why he was killed. Your husband was such a terrible person that someone hated him enough to kill him. Is that not a wake up call to you? Your morals are so disgusting that millions of people hate you.
You play victim when the real victims are the people your husband spent his career shaming and attacking. He is not a victim of anything other than his own hate.
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To those saying there must be more to the Dave Chapelle bit, that he must have later circled back to make a more nuanced point—perhaps about the irony of himself enjoying the death of the same man who defended his own attempted stabbing on stage and how the media’s distortion of peoples’ beliefs has warped our own humanity—nope.
Turns out the punchline was just dead conservatives are funny.
I was at the show. There wasn’t any more to it. Seriously.
He doubled down on it later in a riff on Raiders of the Lost Ark, saying Charlie Kirk was looking up from hell with the Nazis whose faces got melted off by the Ark of the Covenant
It didn’t get that many laughs (thankfully) and there were abundant walkouts
Tragic whatever happened to Dave C
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