Making it through tough times gofund.me/fb98d344 My pal for two decades. Attn: Beacon/Burner/Tribe types.

I have no idea if anti-malarial drugs fight coronavirus, but just to be safe, I'm upping my consumption of gin and tonics.

Dear Twitter, In Case You Missed It: I am trying to disable this stupid function.

Non-Sequitur o'the Day: themerkle.com/is-burning-man…

If you have a moment, please let us know why you unsubscribed: Insane amount of email from a company with which I might do business twice a year.

Bummer

The game began well for the Jets #storiesiveheardbefore

Just sayin' wsj.com/articles/all-the-nud…

So the Macaroon is mightier than the Pen.

Yes, I made a donation to a worthy cause. No, that doesn't mean I want to receive endless emails from GoFundMe/WePay/IndieGoGo/Kickstarter.

Round of boos for James Baker. #infor2pennies

Report from NY bars: Everybody rooting for Atlanta #patriothate

A good defense beats a good offense. #NYGvsGB

Overall, the real news is funnier than the April Fool's stuff.

I'm watching Showtime's Billionaires. Great show, but you would think people would be hiring financial journalists to translate the jargon.

At Burning Man now. It's great.

Hamilton belongs on a bill. Jackson not so much. xitter.cf/felixsalmon/status/612…

So long City Pie. 18 years of having a pizzeria in my building ends.