Doctor Mitten

Ooo 4 MPs!

What a terrible logo

Is that... Is that Michael Kane?

So funny, I'm not seeing your Party on the list Alan?

Why are these Independents part of Your Party? Because they're mates with Jeremy? Are they actually left wing at all other than being anti genocide?

Now hang on a minute... why the hell is this guy secretly trying to tell us he loves figs?

Do you think they even bother asking Eccleston to be in these things? Has it become like a ritual, 'the Eccleston turn-down". I wonder how long the phone calls are? "Hello Chris it's the BBC, we're making a new Doctor Who docu- ... Hello? Hello?"

My God be on your side

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF YOU? WHY WERE YOU SEEMINGLY SO IMPORTANT FOR SUCH A LONG TIME ONLY TO DO ZIIIIILCHHHH?!?! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS RUSSELL?.??