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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
You’re a pathetic liar. A student can’t be a taxi driver in the USA 🇺🇸 because they can only work for 20 hours. A foolish president celebrating loans as an achievement. What happened to campaigning with -stable electricity - low fuel cost - good roads -raising the minimum wage. Only foolish people believe him as well.
When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough. When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs to support myself and pay my way through university. I know what it means to worry about tuition, accommodation and how to make ends meet while pursuing an education. Those experiences have stayed with me. I know what education made possible in my own life, and I believe every Nigerian child deserves that same opportunity, regardless of where they are born or what their parents can afford. This is one reason education remains a major priority of our Renewed Hope administration. Through NELFUND, we have provided over ₦372 billion in student loans for institutional fees and upkeep, helping young Nigerians remain in school and pursue their education. Our technical and vocational education programme has attracted over 2.8 million applications. We have rehabilitated 38 technical colleges, while students in federal and selected state technical colleges now benefit from free school fees, boarding, textbooks and uniforms. We have reached a new agreement with ASUU, providing for a 40% increase in academic staff remuneration and measures to improve stability in our universities. A four-year course must take four years. Our young people deserve to complete their education on time and get on with their lives. Promise made, Promise Kept In medical education, we are investing ₦110 billion in rehabilitating 24 medical schools. Annual nursing enrolment has increased from 28,000 to 115,000, while medical and dental enrolment has risen from 5,000 to 12,000. Nigeria needs more doctors, nurses and other healthcare professionals, and we must build the capacity to train them here at home. Over one million children who were previously out of school have been returned to learning. We are investing in teacher development, expanding educational opportunities for girls, and implementing a new national curriculum that restores Nigerian History to our classrooms. Our children must know where we have come from, understand the country they belong to, and be prepared to take responsibility for its future. I commend the Honourable Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa @DrTunjiAlausa, the Minister of State, Professor Suwaiba Sa’id Ahmad @Suwaiba_Said, and the entire education team @NigEducation for their dedication to this important work. I am particularly pleased that the team has developed an interactive A–Z of the Nigeria Education Sector Renewal Initiative (NESRI), bringing together the reforms, programmes, achievements and opportunities across our education system. I invite every Nigerian to visit edu4pbat.ng and explore the A–Z of NESRI. If you are a parent, find out what opportunities are available for your children. If you are a student, explore the programmes you can benefit from. If you are a teacher, see what support is available. And if something is not working as it should in your community, I want to hear about it. Your feedback will help us identify problems and address them. Our journey from reform to opportunities and shared prosperity must begin with education. The circumstances of a child’s birth should never determine the limits of their ambition. Our responsibility is to give every Nigerian child a fair chance to fulfil their potential. We have more work to do, and I am determined to see it through. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR President
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I hate it when people don’t have data when they’re not at home or at work.
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But you that slept with her you’re not a whore. Oya nau.
University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭
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OPEN THE SCHOOLS!😭
Fans drag media personality Toolz after she tweeted about singer Lil Kesh’s new look, jokingly saying she was willing to buy his “secret bottles.” 🤭😂
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Shey busa 2026 Dey see how covenant guys pictures are nice. Make we no hear stories that touch the heart when it’s our turn.🤣
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A month talking stage is sha crazy imo. By day 3, you should know if you love me and want to marry me or not.
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This our gown is so hideous.
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I’m about to have the most exciting weekend in such a long timeeeeeee.
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Bells university 😍😍😍😍
The UAE lists 100 universities globally whose graduates can apply for the Abu Dhabi Golden Visa. I don’t see a single Indian University in the list. adro.gov.ae/-/media/Project/…
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Love how we just collectively call my dad “Oga” in my house. Cause that really is our Oga.😭
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Nigerians! Please do it for the woman that pretended to be mad and hid her daughter in a ditch so she won’t be taken, do it for Pelumi Onifade, the victims of EndSARS massacre, the victims of Owo massacre, our brothers and sisters in the North that we don’t even get to hear of
Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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Today on things that never happened.
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her. When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm. One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.” This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.” Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call. By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere. This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?” Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂 Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her. She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth. You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂 My gender!
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I think I’ll begin a campaign against you guys, since this is what I deserve.🥰 Day 3 of advising you guys not buy @MTN180 @MTNNG fibre x cause you’ll encounter a problem with and they’ll not fix it.🥰
Another day has gone by, and nothing still. @MTNNG do you plan to extend this month’s subscription by 6 days?????
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*likes a tweet. Opens the comments and sees a reasonable argument opposing said tweet. *takes my like back.
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Lmao fgn gave my mom 50k.
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if you take pictures of random things because it looks pretty, just drop the image here. 🙏🏽
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Nigerians, see how Americans have reacted to just two years of discomfort? They’re shaking up their political system. Meanwhile, after 12 years of APC, we’re still debating another four years? No be the same life we carry come? 😭😭😭
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
convocation on Saturday, please and please don’t screenshot my pictures. text me and I’ll send them to you🙏🏻
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
The people must be participants in their own liberation, not merely an audience waiting for another charismatic figure to promise it.
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