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Joined June 2022
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
You’re a pathetic liar. A student can’t be a taxi driver in the USA 🇺🇸 because they can only work for 20 hours. A foolish president celebrating loans as an achievement. What happened to campaigning with -stable electricity - low fuel cost - good roads -raising the minimum wage. Only foolish people believe him as well.
When I first arrived in the United States as a young man, I drove a taxi to earn money for my education. I even had to postpone starting school for several months to save enough. When I eventually got to Chicago, I worked different jobs to support myself and pay my way through university. I know what it means to worry about tuition, accommodation and how to make ends meet while pursuing an education. Those experiences have stayed with me. I know what education made possible in my own life, and I believe every Nigerian child deserves that same opportunity, regardless of where they are born or what their parents can afford. This is one reason education remains a major priority of our Renewed Hope administration. Through NELFUND, we have provided over ₦372 billion in student loans for institutional fees and upkeep, helping young Nigerians remain in school and pursue their education. Our technical and vocational education programme has attracted over 2.8 million applications. We have rehabilitated 38 technical colleges, while students in federal and selected state technical colleges now benefit from free school fees, boarding, textbooks and uniforms. We have reached a new agreement with ASUU, providing for a 40% increase in academic staff remuneration and measures to improve stability in our universities. A four-year course must take four years. Our young people deserve to complete their education on time and get on with their lives. Promise made, Promise Kept In medical education, we are investing ₦110 billion in rehabilitating 24 medical schools. Annual nursing enrolment has increased from 28,000 to 115,000, while medical and dental enrolment has risen from 5,000 to 12,000. Nigeria needs more doctors, nurses and other healthcare professionals, and we must build the capacity to train them here at home. Over one million children who were previously out of school have been returned to learning. We are investing in teacher development, expanding educational opportunities for girls, and implementing a new national curriculum that restores Nigerian History to our classrooms. Our children must know where we have come from, understand the country they belong to, and be prepared to take responsibility for its future. I commend the Honourable Minister of Education, Dr Tunji Alausa @DrTunjiAlausa, the Minister of State, Professor Suwaiba Sa’id Ahmad @Suwaiba_Said, and the entire education team @NigEducation for their dedication to this important work. I am particularly pleased that the team has developed an interactive A–Z of the Nigeria Education Sector Renewal Initiative (NESRI), bringing together the reforms, programmes, achievements and opportunities across our education system. I invite every Nigerian to visit edu4pbat.ng and explore the A–Z of NESRI. If you are a parent, find out what opportunities are available for your children. If you are a student, explore the programmes you can benefit from. If you are a teacher, see what support is available. And if something is not working as it should in your community, I want to hear about it. Your feedback will help us identify problems and address them. Our journey from reform to opportunities and shared prosperity must begin with education. The circumstances of a child’s birth should never determine the limits of their ambition. Our responsibility is to give every Nigerian child a fair chance to fulfil their potential. We have more work to do, and I am determined to see it through. Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR President
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help. On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room. The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients. These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood. Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel. I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities. Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670 Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Nigerians! Please do it for the woman that pretended to be mad and hid her daughter in a ditch so she won’t be taken, do it for Pelumi Onifade, the victims of EndSARS massacre, the victims of Owo massacre, our brothers and sisters in the North that we don’t even get to hear of
Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Nigerians, see how Americans have reacted to just two years of discomfort? They’re shaking up their political system. Meanwhile, after 12 years of APC, we’re still debating another four years? No be the same life we carry come? 😭😭😭
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
convocation on Saturday, please and please don’t screenshot my pictures. text me and I’ll send them to you🙏🏻
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
The people must be participants in their own liberation, not merely an audience waiting for another charismatic figure to promise it.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I get where you're coming from but you should really stop coming from there.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
If we are friends and I tweet something that fit in your shoe, best believe it’s 100% coincidental because I don’t sub my friends. If I have a problem with you, I either confront you or let it kill me.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Unfortunately, I only journal at my lowest
I stopped journalling because I only had terrible things to say.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
He’s inconsistent because he doesn’t like you.
How do I call a man out for not being consistent enough with texting without seeming like a crazy person?
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
He’s a great guy actually. Very lovable. If we remove the EndSARS killings under his government, potholes across Lagos roads, dirt in almost every corner of the city, commissioners and special advisers who enjoy being political bigots. He’s a jolly good fellow.
I don’t know why sha, but I just really like Sanwo Olu.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I’m trying fuck!
detach. detach. detach. let it be. let it go. let it end.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I’ve realised I’m quite vain when it comes to physical appearances. I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I don’t find them physically beautiful😹.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
“Tinubu is working underground” Shey na underground I dey 😭
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I find it a bit annoying how as humans we naturally long for companionship.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
And behind all this flirting I feel absolutely nothing for anyone except my long-distance, off and on, soul-tied, maybelatership.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
As an incumbent, the campaign for your second term should be light work. Just remind people of the good work you did in your first term. No need for intimidation and rigging. For example, how we went from at least 14hrs daily electricity supply to 4hrs weekly supply.
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