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MUNGU KWA SANA Manchester United fan♥️ Car lover Hakuna matata🦁 Matatu fanatic//Part time matatu photographer

Joined January 2022
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Trust me at your own risk, I lie a lot and tweet for fun.
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Mimi i have attended very many children court sessions, ata 20 min ago nime attend moja, everyones situation is unique, wewe enda tu therapy, utaishi uki view mothers thru your ex’s lens hadi lini?
Please attend even one children's court session if you can. You'll form logical but unpopular opinions when you find out parental alienation 100% of the time is carried out by the parent that stayed & not everyone can fight for their kids. It affects both genders, I double down.
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Gais from Simba coach to stage ya Risen can it take more than 15 mins??? Ama huyu ananipima
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Nimenunua sufuria zingine knowing fully well kupika ni once in a while😭😭😭
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Payday without kids mamae
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"Women want 7 inches but choke on 3 and can’t take 5 in the ass."
Women want 7 inches but choke on 3 and can’t take 5 in the ass
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Kuiva kwa zile choo za tao hukuwa fun and games till paranoia ianze😂😂
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Majamaa time ya space watakuwa wakiskia ukisumbuana na duraifa juu yeye ameamua leo ni story instead ya offload
Me niko idhaa ya shark 😂
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Umalaya ndio utawacha
Hb amesema amechoka na upuzi zangu nmekalishwa chini , friends like this walai >>>
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Hamufikiriangi baba zenyu wanaweza kua those older men that you do stuffs with to other girls ?
Just found out my dad amelipa mahari ya a girl younger than me and she's moved in to the house I grew up in. And he wants to have more kids 😂 My bro talm bout some "naeza mkulia as retaliation" Somebody check where mercury is I think it's lost in orbit actually 🫠
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Na huezi Bluekanga
Blue all the way to the ballot 💙
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Walai sir jah tumeona chenye umefanyia wana wako huko marekani ,nieke hai nione downfall ya huyo msenge Ruto 🙏🏾
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Si maajabu hii smocha nimekula sahi ndio itageuka foundation, can't trust nikkaz ni taon
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Mzee wa nduthi positioned himself to be hit. Crazy !
This happened earlier today in Muranga town. Wtf meen!
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Mki advice your fellow babes to date wababas for financial help...hao wababa mnadhani ni akina nani?😂😂
Just found out my dad amelipa mahari ya a girl younger than me and she's moved in to the house I grew up in. And he wants to have more kids 😂 My bro talm bout some "naeza mkulia as retaliation" Somebody check where mercury is I think it's lost in orbit actually 🫠
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If I can't have her let her be rejected everywhere hadi ajirudishe mwenyewe
Nimerusha ndoano mahali nikaitwa bro 🫠
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Nikifanya ivi just know nimechoka ta ngui na ukinikaribia nikiwa napika ni wewe utapika Otherwise ingredients first then tuanze kupika
Mimi ni wale wa kukata nyanya kitunguu ikiendelea kuiva😭😭
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Replying to @moneyacademyKE
Kama Dem yako alikua amezoea diani, fly her first class around the world. Kama sherehe ilikua ya Westy, sasa ni Capetown, set her up and empower her. Itauma watu, broke boys wataongea mbaya lakini the objective is to "elevate" her & grow together. Na uone akilala 3AM akikuombea
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Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
Warui saying Ruto is the reason there's inflation of whores is the lamest excuse I have heard today. These women don't even try bro, hawapendi kuchoka.
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I am the first in my bloodline to read a thesis on effect of Wantam in the society with a case study of sale of sundus.
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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Busaa ndio mnaita fermented uji
Edibles zimepatana na foundation ya morning blunt na fermented uji😂😂
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