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🇺🇸 In 2014, 23-year-old Ashley Gabrielle Huff was pulled over in Georgia. Police found a spoon with red residue and a field drug test said it was methamphetamine. Ashley swore it was just leftover Spaghettio sauce from lunch. Unable to pay bail, she spent a full month in jail, lost her job at Waffle House and missed her child’s birthday. A month later, the state crime lab finally tested it properly and confirmed it was nothing but tomato sauce.
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Me: these edibles ain’t shit Also me 20 mins later:
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Mitch McConnell is fine everyone 😳😭
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I got a @KenPaxtonTX mailer yesterday. Does anyone know if CWD will allow me to put it in the recycle bin? We're not supposed to put garbage in there, so I'm not sure.
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The White House unveils new video games on their website where players can deport and terrorize families with ICE.
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remember the walmart yodeling kid? this is him now. feel old yet?
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How shitt faced on drugs do you have to be to actually humiliate yourself on camera like this ?
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New Mexico sues the Department of Justice and Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, saying the federal government blocked the state’s ability to investigate the sex crimes of financier Jeffrey Epstein at a ranch there. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jef…
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Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested 404media.co/cops-used-flock-…
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BREAKING: Bulldozers are arriving in Big Bend National Park near Santa Elena Canyon to plow through border barriers & roads. The irreversible destruction of Texas' crown jewel national park is unfolding and virtually no national media is paying attention. 📷 Natialie Newman
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43-time Club Champion.
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Holy shit... Wired reports that back in May, the U.S. Military was testing an experimental GPS jammer and and caused a civilian plane to crash into the side of a mountain, killing everyone on board.
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More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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Thank God. We don't know if they're even here legally.
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The Internet is undefeated.
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🚨JUST IN: Sen. Mitch McConnell made a full recovery after tests revealed that he only suffering from low-T. The Doctors call Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and Mitch was discharged from the hospital to return to the Senate. (This is AI btw)🤣
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Argentina's anthem sucks.
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Man, I wonder which team will win the football game today. Will it be the Europeans or the Africans? What a mystery.
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MEXICOOOOOOOO
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