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Squirrel

@MonkeyShoulder

Imperial | Physicist | Arsenal

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Joined March 2011
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Replying to @katiej167 @Christi70490715
Women and families of the uk, if you aint got an alpha male husband or man who can handle business, have big dogs. Infact, everyone should have big dogs anyway. Go get a rescue dog people!
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Katie@katiej167Feb 19
Unwanted visitor at my home this morning, 2:30am police called, take him to local hospital for an assessment. They call to say they don’t know who he is or where he’s from, ‘no repercussions’. I asked what do I do if he comes back? Just call 999 again…
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Bottomline is the dog can't get sad, get scared, get hurt or die or I'll set fire in the cine...
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
I think nothing unites the internet like collective fear for a dog’s safety, even in a movie😂😂😂
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I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology
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leah@leah_r043 Jul 2025
“Are we going hideaway” this is a 30 year old woman acting like this btw lets not forget #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK
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۟@ftbIandrew3 Jul 2025
“We’re so back” from a pair of 30 year olds ew #loveisland #loveislanduk
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Someone show Shakira this picture asap #loveisland #LoveIslandUK
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.@user6721453 Jul 2025
love island opp list. #loveisland
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leah@leah_r0429 Jun 2025
“How can Helena take everyone to the hideaway and suddenly she’s genuine and got a heart of gold” clock that tea Shakira cause they’re all LIARS #LoveIsland
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aidan@zaddyziggler3 Jul 2025
Meg’s attitude is actually vile, sits there and laughs at her best mate Helena stealing other men but can’t handle another girl even breathing near Dejon #LoveIsland
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This is how Helena makes me feel every episode #loveisland
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The boys clearly think we hate Shakira. Whoever voted for Helena and Meg count your days #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK
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SHES WEARING HER FUCKING BIKINI AGAIN! #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK
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“It’s probably just a safety thing staying with Toni”. Helena thinks she is gods gift to the world. #loveisland #loveislanduk
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“hideaway helena wants to come out to play” NAHHHH 🥴🥴 the same girls that mug toni, shakira & yasmin off for literally breathing near 2 different guys??? THIS IS INSANEEEE #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland
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this is actually insane imagine the decline after 4 more years 😬
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A few years ago, if you told me I would be crying tears of joy over a football match taking place in North Wales, you would be Rob McElhenney. Congrats to Wrexham and to my co-chairman in crime. Double up the town! This is the ride of our lives. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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@Wrexham_AFC13 Apr 2024
Fearless in Devotion…. RISING TO PROMOTION! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC
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Congrats to @taylorswift13 on winning Super Bowl 58 👏 a stunning performance
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🇯🇵 Statement from the Embassy of Japan on Taylor Swift’s Reported Travel from Japan to the United States ✈️🏈 Are you ready for it?
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