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Paul's Jokes

@MoreTwitty

You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!

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Joined August 2014
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@MoreTwitty28 Feb 2023
Someone's in the wrong Zoom meeting.
Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) profile pictureLloyd Legalist
@LloydLegalist28 Feb 2023
This would’ve changed my childhood significantly. #BradyBunch #AliceCooper
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@MoreTwitty26 Aug 2020
Reminds me of one I recently retweeted: Buy a man a plane ticket and he'll fly one time. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life!
Joshin and Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) profile pictureJoshin and Jokien
@joshcarlosjosh26 Aug 2020
show a man a tweet and you'll make him angry for a day, teach a man to tweet and you'll enrage him for a lifetime
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
So no messing with a gas engine or batteries to change? Hmmm ...
Frankie (@MommaFrankie) profile pictureFrankie
@MommaFrankieOct 25
What a fantastic idea!
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Nice you're starting at the top!
Alice Mills (@millsalice144) profile pictureAlice Mills@millsalice144Oct 27
I got a job at the comb factory. It’s part time.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Wow -- what a pane!!
Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) profile pictureInteresting things
@awkwardgoogleOct 27
A Chinese company uses civil unrest in France as an ad to promote the durability of its glass.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Hard to believe this joke still worked just 4 years ago!
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@MoreTwitty6 Oct 2022
Planning a very special evening. Anyone know which color wine I should get if we have dinner from White Castle and a movie from Red Box?
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Tanks!
The Figen (@TheFigen_) profile pictureThe Figen
@TheFigen_Oct 26
Education is important. Knowing physics is important.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Regarding the second joke below: My daughter said it Falls flat. 😁
Puns AndOneliners (@punsandoneliner) profile picturePuns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 27
Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Pumpkin #PumpkinJokes #joke #Haloween #Humour
Pumpkin Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Pumpkin Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Heard that burglars used a pumpkin to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. Pumpkin Jokes

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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Cute response from @_Nathan_Jensen -- "Your kids really need to experience how people in other parts of the world make chicken nuggets, too."
Drew (@drewdyck) profile pictureDrew
@drewdyckOct 27
Really feeling the need for a vacation. It's so important to just get away and look at your phone somewhere new.
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Just don't expect "peace" from the kids if you do!* * (that's way more trick than treat!)
Joe Kerr (@thec0med1an) profile pictureJoe Kerr
@thec0med1anOct 27
I’m on a diet now, so this is absolutely perfect! If I could give these out for Halloween, I absolutely would!
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@MoreTwittyOct 27
Might do better on office!
BuffaloRon (@BuffaloRon) profile pictureBuffaloRon
@BuffaloRonOct 27
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
In case you missed this ...
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
If I could mass produce a modern version of bicycles used in imaginative adventures like The Wizard of Oz and ET, I think I'd call the company Whim-cycle.
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
Cute response from @CarneAdventist -- "But on a serious note, I don't approve of political jokes—I’ve seen too many get elected."
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@MoreTwittyOct 24
OLD JOKE As another election is beginning, time 2 review the origins of the word politics: Poly means many. Ticks are blood-sucking parasites.
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
Regarding the 2nd joke below: And here, I would have thought the Doors was an "opening" act!
Puns AndOneliners (@punsandoneliner) profile picturePuns AndOneliners@punsandonelinerOct 25
I went to the Isle of Dogs once. Apparently it’s the best friend of the Isle of Man… punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Jokes #Humour
More Witty One-Liners... - Puns And One Liners

More Witty One-Liners... - Puns And One Liners

As is usually the case for Fridays, here are a few witty one-liners for the weekend...I used the return portion of my train ticket today.  That took me back.

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@MoreTwittyOct 25
Thanks for making it easy!
Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺 (@HeatherJ2652) profile pictureHeather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 25
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
Well that de-escalated quickly!
Heather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺 (@HeatherJ2652) profile pictureHeather Jordan 🌸✝️🩸👀👂🎺@HeatherJ2652Oct 25
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@MoreTwittyOct 25
Most folks don't know this because they were working undercover!
Alice Mills (@millsalice144) profile pictureAlice Mills@millsalice144Oct 25
Ghosts are just people who died while folding a fitted sheet.
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@MoreTwitty27 Jan 2022
You can learn faster from Weeder's Digest.
Alice Mills (@millsalice144) profile pictureAlice Mills@millsalice14427 Jan 2022
It took me a long time to learn how to garden. It was mostly trowel and error.
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I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite. punsandoneliners.com/randomn… #Dog #DogJokes #Joke #Humour
Dog Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Dog Jokes - Puns And One Liners

Threw a ball for my dog last night. It's a bit extravagant I know but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner suit. Dog Jokes...

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