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Mines of Moronia
Joined November 2024
“Don't you project Hollywood onto your world view?” I thought leftists were all about rejecting the influence of the 1%
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Commies when leftist officials tank the economy
the capitalist class realized they’re not going to get to burn down the amazon to line their pockets anymore
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It's incredible how much progressive art is just fecal matter in some form
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I love finding pro-life memes like this on left-wing accounts
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Everyone has seen enough body cam footage to know this is blatantly false
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Leftists have no business complaining about the sterilization of minorities considering how many abortions they fund for black women
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> left-wing meme > it's m*rder again > 🔁
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“And so I asked that Bible bashing fascist who God thinks he is”
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Charity is not socialism. Socialism would be the state taking most of the candy and distributing it to the children as it sees fit, which is what the father basically modeled.
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Leftists when a Democrat promises to do everything they want except gender LARP
i would rather democrats like this lose than have any sway with democrats. it would be better for the party and country if any transphobic democrat like this loses and i am actively rooting for him and anyone like him to lose
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Internet Atheist don't understand why a Christian would praise God for something they put effort into because the Atheist view of God is that his theoretical purpose is to accomplish the wishlists of people
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Leftists when you don't have much money but still have the audacity to hold on to your personal values
yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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“Christians are so annoying” “They're always trying to share their values with me against my will”
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Didn't they determine that using the default emoji color is a symbol of white privilege or something?
One club, for all ✊🌈
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Oh you like to talk about the teachings of Jesus... would you like to have a Bible study?
A Christian that actually follows Jesus’s teachings and Republicans hate him for it.
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“Parasite class” and it's a guy who built a company that has employed nearly half a million people and improved the lives and education of billions
When we say parasite class this is what we mean
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Feminists when they're not allowed to create disposable people for some reason
When are people going to realize that “doesn’t want to have children” is an extremely valid reason to have an abortion
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Left-wingers are the only people who look back at 13 years old and think “I really had my life together”
Me at the ripe age of 13 realizing I didn’t have to believe in my parents religion too
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I don't like movies, I live them. If I cannot base my entire world view on the director's political message, I walk out.
There's a reason every villain in a Bond movie is a megalomaniac billionaire. They're the peak of human selfishness & rotten to the core. Stop idolizing them.
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Internet Leftism is when a word can't have two definitions at the same time
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Don't you mean “my clump of cells” big dawg
If that were my baby, I'd abort it. That's hella creepy.
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