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Aspiring to be the will of the Albertan people made flesh. Total Remigration, Everyone Must Go Western Secessionist, Catholic. Deus Vult! ✝️

Joined April 2014
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“They called me a kuffar. They said white girls were worth nothing. They said no one would believe me.”
“250,000 British girls were gang-raped.”
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This is how the European court system works basically
"Ani, they're saying you're in a group chat that sent racist memes"
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"Ani, they're saying you're in a group chat that sent racist memes"
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The most alien, incomprehensibly evil & weird thing Darth Vader ever did from a boomerlib perspective was kill his own pension provider to save his sons future.
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I fucking hate far right pieces of shit.
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DO SOMETHING You’re literally a fucking trillionaire and you’re giving all your money to the boomer faggots that got us here Get a fucking clue bro I’m so tired of this
This is what they stole from us
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This is the correct and natural response to a tribe of sand people killing your family member… and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.
am I suppose to pretend that this wasn't the most righteous moment in the entire series?
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We want to address some confusion surrounding the investigation into the home invasion in the Bridle Path neighbourhood. Investigators immediately recognized the potential connection between the home invasion and the individual who showed up at hospital with a gunshot wound. But recognizing a potential suspect and having enough evidence to arrest them are two different things. Suspicion alone isn’t enough. Police need reasonable grounds, supported by evidence, to make an arrest. We will continue to gather evidence and will go where the evidence takes us. We are grateful for the professionalism, tenacity and commitment of our investigators who continue this work. Let’s keep the focus where it belongs: finding the outstanding suspects and holding those responsible for this violent home invasion accountable.
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Critical Lizard retweeted
Replying to @ElectBilzerian
My thoughts on the Lear 60 crash here in Palm Beach country. God bless the crew and passengers.
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Quick Padme rant now that the prequels are trending again. One of the things that bothers me most about Padme and also incidentally exemplifies how she really does fit the progressive, longhoused girlfriend meme is her death. A lot of people simplify her death into "Oh Anakin killed her." To be clear, he did not kill her. The movie explicitly states she was physically fine but died of a broken heart. So this woman has 2 newborn children, but she is so heartbroken over Anakin rejecting the Republic and going to the darkside that she can't even summon the will to live to raise her own babies. Madness. Insanity. Perfect illustration of the liberal adherence to ideology over family.
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Actually makes perfect sense that conservative goyim are identifying with Anakin. Resentful young man critical of the elites gets successfully deceived by an elderly politician to sustain the boomer empire responsible for all the problems he was originally frustrated with
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She is the archetype for liberalism, feminism, egalitarianism, democracy, and social justice She betrayed her husband in favor of a corrupt political institution that was inherently opposed to her family
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"Anakin. They are saying you dont think it was 6 million"
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“250,000 British girls were gang-raped.”
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"Anakin, my allegiance is to the AIPAC, TO ISRAEL!"
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God bless Restore Britain.
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MOMENT PLANE CRASHED IN PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA - SCREENSHOTS
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WATCH: Hayden Christiansen recently stated, “I feel more connected to Anakin than I ever have because I’m older & can understand his struggles in a deeper way.”
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We did it. We’ve finally reached the point where the right is defending the fucking Sith.
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