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I put vodka in the lawnmower because gas was too expensive... Now the grass is half-cut!
I can't be the only person who turns down the volume on their TV because of the stupid @netflix drums when the app opens?
Absolute W@nkers.
#JFFScaleModels
I know its heresy but I have an Eduard kit heading for the bin or shelf of doom.
It offers a neat nose open option which I went for and thought would be fiddly, but ended up OK.
But the basics like the front wing/underside is fitting as well as a 1985 Yugo bonnet.
Hi @Fidelity_UK
Any chance you could get your web developers to explore the sheer joy of having the username and password on the same dialog?
Thanks.
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"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"
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You.
Yes, you boy.
Asking someone "who is the Prime Minister?" is used in stroke and neurological tests to quickly assess cognitive function, orientation, and memory.
We're all f**ked, aren't we?
I don't really do car brand/model dislike on here but in a couple of weeks driving more than usual I have to say that everyone I've encountered driving one of these does so in the manner of an absolute and total bellend.



























