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Mostly modelling these days, of the plastic cars, planes, ships, and tanks type.

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Joined June 2009
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I put vodka in the lawnmower because gas was too expensive... Now the grass is half-cut!
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This is my type of humor
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Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?
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Halloween creativity
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Halloween costume idea
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#JFFWWI Change of direction.
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Anyone else getting power cuts in Edinburgh?
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I can't be the only person who turns down the volume on their TV because of the stupid @netflix drums when the app opens? Absolute W@nkers.
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#JFFScaleModels I know its heresy but I have an Eduard kit heading for the bin or shelf of doom. It offers a neat nose open option which I went for and thought would be fiddly, but ended up OK. But the basics like the front wing/underside is fitting as well as a 1985 Yugo bonnet.
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Hi @Fidelity_UK Any chance you could get your web developers to explore the sheer joy of having the username and password on the same dialog? Thanks.
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The Ferrari 456 really has aged well
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Such wisdom...
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"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"
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You. Yes, you boy. Asking someone "who is the Prime Minister?" is used in stroke and neurological tests to quickly assess cognitive function, orientation, and memory. We're all f**ked, aren't we?
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I don't really do car brand/model dislike on here but in a couple of weeks driving more than usual I have to say that everyone I've encountered driving one of these does so in the manner of an absolute and total bellend.
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One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation
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🐾 Meet our newest recruits! 🐶 TPD Omar has joined our Aberdeen Police Dog Unit and TPD Whizz has joined our Dundee Police Dog Unit. They'll soon begin training as Drug Detection Dogs. Welcome to the team! 💙
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