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Bez

@MrAdamBez

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 Manchester, England
Twitter.com/search/from:mradambez(exclude:replies)
Joined November 2015
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This album made me wanna get divorced when I was 13 years old
David Wild (@Wildaboutmusic) profile pictureDavid Wild
@Wildaboutmusic2 Jan 2025
50 years ago this month, Bob Dylan released what is arguably the greatest album ever by him or anyone else.
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Sorry but January doesn’t start until Monday, not having this midweek new year, new me nonsense, I’ll rebrand on Monday.
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one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth
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Kara Rosen with two rice cakes: I like something carby at lunch 🤭 Me scooping hash browns into a baguette using a 12 inch garlic naan: you what
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(having sex with the eye doctor) is this better or worse? better? or worse?
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Me after saying “Anywhere here will do mate” to the taxi driver
hcp (@hcpne) profile picturehcp@hcpne13 Oct 2024
Brilliant that TAA
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You try to save a little money and all the sudden there’s a concert, two friends birthdays, an Airbnb cottage weekend, and a vacation to go on
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Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. All roads lead to Rome
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“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
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Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to
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It should be perfectly legal to rob a psychic.
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My love language:
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Suspicious activity notification from my bank when I joined the gym
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me at 11:00pm on a night out // me at 11:05pm on a night out
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Trying to cancel your Sky subscription.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden5 Jan 2024
name something harder than this😭
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It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)
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I don't like who I become when I'm watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.
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The crappy spread on the sandwiches totally ruined the funeral reception I was at yesterday. I told them "I can't bereave. It's not butter".
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Sheridan Smith to play Luke Littler in 5 part ITV drama – at Swindon, England
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New Year’s Day is just one massive Sunday evening.
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