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I like to tell bad jokes.

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Respect where respect is due , RIP Mike Ditka
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Pear pie is actually delicious. Pear juice is in most blended juices you buy in the store. A ripe pear is sublime. Just loud & wrong.
it’s pears. pears is like unambitious apples. pear don’t wanna be pie. pear don’t wanna be sauce. pear don’t wanna be juice. pear don’t even wanna be salad unless gorgonzola there.
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I loved this guy at MSU
#Raiders WR Cody White caught a TD pass.... CBS graphics: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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As adults, we only need 6 wings. A 10 piece is too much 😂😭
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The greatest phone ever created. I miss mine everyday
Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick
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I loved Power Rangers but I also loved Beetleborgs.
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Oscar Tully: "Criston Cole, traitor, usurper, defiler of justice, come fourth to hear your faith" Criston: "If I strike my banners will you spare my men's lives" Oscar: "I promised the dead to build a Sept out of traitors' bones. I don't have enough bones yet" #HouseoftheDragon
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If this is about Jeni’s….im not gon hold you dear, she a bad muhfucka i get it
$8.99 for a pint of ice cream is ridiculous!!!
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Tough first showing from the longtime free agent
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I’m in the restroom crying 😭
Sheepstealer speaks on the aftermath of episode 1.
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UberEats in high valyrian
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If this post appears on your timeline, you are automatically Team Black. Congratulations
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You thought a dragon named Sheepstealer was gone do what you say? He is a criminal. Named after this crimes. #houseofthedragon
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rhaenyra and jace leaving each other on bad terms and doubt, vermax trying to fly up from the water, vermax and jace death scene…that was genuinely so devastating im in tears 😭😭😭😭😭 #HOTD
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Fuck the analytics bullshit, this was beautiful basketball 🥹
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One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves
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LeBron to Bronny alley-oop!
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LeBron pretended to tell Marcus Smart to slow it down... and then turned on the JETS for the DAGGER dunk. 🔥
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lol I rather some folks just say they personally hate a player just because instead of the basketball reasons they give.
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Replying to @LibertyPillMeme
The original was better 🤷🏾‍♀️
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