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Pedro, Protector of the Realm

@MrDro07

I like to tell bad jokes.

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Thee Sullenest Sparrow@sullensparrowOct 4
Pear pie is actually delicious. Pear juice is in most blended juices you buy in the store. A ripe pear is sublime. Just loud & wrong.
South Centraleño (@IkeMoses) profile pictureSouth Centraleño@IkeMosesOct 4
it’s pears. pears is like unambitious apples. pear don’t wanna be pie. pear don’t wanna be sauce. pear don’t wanna be juice. pear don’t even wanna be salad unless gorgonzola there.
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Depressed falcons fan again@quest71084Sep 12
TJ (@TJay1k) profile pictureTJ@TJay1kSep 11
As adults, we only need 6 wings. A 10 piece is too much 😂😭
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austin lord@Austinlord5Sep 11
The greatest phone ever created. I miss mine everyday
KIX (@KIXNKARBS) profile pictureKIX
@KIXNKARBSSep 9
Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick
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Sünny 🇭🇹 (@Dont_SassMe) profile picture
Sünny 🇭🇹
@Dont_SassMeAug 30
I loved Power Rangers but I also loved Beetleborgs.
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Team Black@bestoftheblacksJul 27
Oscar Tully: "Criston Cole, traitor, usurper, defiler of justice, come fourth to hear your faith" Criston: "If I strike my banners will you spare my men's lives" Oscar: "I promised the dead to build a Sept out of traitors' bones. I don't have enough bones yet" #HouseoftheDragon
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Larry Fisher 🐉@burnergod77Jul 14
If this is about Jeni’s….im not gon hold you dear, she a bad muhfucka i get it
The Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick (@SweetTayPie0104) profile pictureThe Morally Corrupt Tay Resnick@SweetTayPie0104Jul 14
$8.99 for a pint of ice cream is ridiculous!!!
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Westeros Central
@WesterosCentralJun 22
Tough first showing from the longtime free agent
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Mj
@ThisGrayAreaJun 22
UberEats in high valyrian
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Adeoluwa👑ꕤ@OmoAlade005Jun 21
If this post appears on your timeline, you are automatically Team Black. Congratulations
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Grip Skylark 💕✨ (@talleyberrybaby) profile picture
Grip Skylark 💕✨
@talleyberrybabyJun 22
You thought a dragon named Sheepstealer was gone do what you say? He is a criminal. Named after this crimes. #houseofthedragon
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💌@pipamobisJun 22
rhaenyra and jace leaving each other on bad terms and doubt, vermax trying to fly up from the water, vermax and jace death scene…that was genuinely so devastating im in tears 😭😭😭😭😭 #HOTD
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjrMay 6
One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves
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Rob Perez
@WorldWideWobApr 25
LeBron to Bronny alley-oop!
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NBA on NBC and Peacock
@NBAonNBCApr 22
LeBron pretended to tell Marcus Smart to slow it down... and then turned on the JETS for the DAGGER dunk. 🔥
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Jamaican King@_karateChrisApr 14
lol I rather some folks just say they personally hate a player just because instead of the basketball reasons they give.
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Myk.@FuckItIHadToApr 12
Replying to @LibertyPillMeme
The original was better 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Justin Pinnix | Hoopology
@JustinpinnixApr 5
Bron's teammates 3P% was fully reliant on him creating shots for them lol
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@BiasedHoustonApr 4
Y’all ever think about how truly absurd it is that 2018 Bron got THAT Cavs team to The Finals? Spare me the “East is weak” talk, there’s no one in NBA history who would’ve pulled off that feat.
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FanDuel Sports
@FanDuelSportsMar 27
21 years ago today 🗓️ Kentucky vs. Michigan State was cinema 🍿
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That Guy Rocked
@ThatGuyRockedMar 21
Kalin Lucas That guy rocked.
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SoulFood66
@BlackAndNative1Mar 20
Lil Wayne - BM J.R. (2004)
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