No matter what you’re upset about you’ll get over it. Nothing I post constitutes legal advice. Trump is the greatest president since Washington. Okay?

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Dear @sportdrink, I received an email that included this statement: “Our Sport Miners are entirely expendable, and each handcrafted can of SPORT DRINK is associated with several workplace injuries and worse.” Question. Can I pay extra to pick the workplace injury, or worse?
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You can keep posting but it won’t stop being funny that you got embarrassed by Grok and then try to pretend it never happened. None of the “Title 45” nonsense has anything to do with your original point and that’s why everybody is mocking you.
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@RealFishOhio is such a fucking idiot she had to block me. The ENTIRE context of this discussion was that the officer was trying to force the passenger to ID. The fact is that absent suspicion of a separate offense, the passenger never has to ID. In stumbles @RealFishOhio to explain that in SOME circumstances a passenger may have to ID. NO SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOT Of course someone “may” have to, but that’s not what the discussion was about. And that’s exactly what Grok explained but @RealFishOhio is so goddamn dumb he couldn’t figure it out and his little girl feelings got hurt. Fag.
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This is cinema 😂
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"How can we blame this on white people?"
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You just know there was a male executioner standing there biting his tongue wanting to mansplain executions
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.
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I’m not kidding when I say that the Cornell frat guys should file a counter suit accusing the woman of raping them. According to her own testimony, some of the men were drunker than she was. By her logic, and the logic of her supporters, they were even less capable of consent. She was the rapist in that case. There’s no way out of our current madness except by holding feminists to their own standards.
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Back in the 90’s people used to actually spend time arguing whether Intel Pentium processors or Motorola PowerPC processors were better. They spent time on this. The world didn’t notice, and Apple moved on to the iPhone so those same people argued about and mocked everything they could while Apple went on to a $5 TRILLION valuation and a 57% market share in the U.S. And today, people like @alphafox, apparently completely out of content, are resurrecting this tired joke and then getting feelings hurt when people point out how ridiculous it is. There you go, Alpha. I made a post like you challenged me to. Here’s some content suggestions for you: • Black or Gold dress • is a hotdog a sandwich? • Star Wars vs Star Trek • Emacs vs Vi • Sega vs Nintendo • burnable CDs vs downloads • 100 men vs 1 gorilla • the old Twitter wheels vs doors debate
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This tyrant shows why bodycams are so vital. When a routine traffic stop turns into a complete breakdown of constitutional rights, the sworn deposition under oath reveals everything. The arrogance of this deputy will blow your mind. ​Citizen journalist Jeff Gray observed and video-recorded a routine traffic stop conducted by Deputy Cook from roughly 35 feet away. Rather than completing the stop, the deputy claimed recording made him "nervous" and called for backup. ​Upon arriving, Deputy Brian Stoll attempted to control the scene by instructing Gray to stand near a commercial building—only to then approach the property manager to solicit a trespass order against him. When ordered off the private property, Gray immediately complied and walked onto the public right-of-way. Despite Gray standing fully on public property, Deputy Stoll arrested him, damaged his phone, and threatened to hold him as a "John Doe" in jail for 48 hours for not surrendering identification. ​Fast forward to the civil suit deposition, Deputy Stoll's testimony unraveled on the record: • He claimed under oath that officers possess virtually unlimited authority to issue demands, and refusing to comply automatically constitutes criminal obstruction. This is what this bully believes. • He admitted Gray did nothing disruptive beyond holding a camera from 35 feet away, yet maintained that making an officer nervous by filming equals obstruction. • He conceded on the record that Gray had already retreated to the public right-of-way before being handcuffed. Translation his ego was hurt so he wanted to punish Gray for it by arresting him and hoping he will resist. ​The criminal charges against Gray were promptly dismissed, the deputy faced internal reprimands, and Brevard County ultimately settled the federal § 1983 civil rights lawsuit out of court after the damaging deposition stripped away any viable defense. The real crime here is that this person that is not fit to wear a badge got to keep his job and the tax payers had to bail him out with an undisclosed size cash settlement.
New food trivia. what mood-stabilizing chemical was included in the original recipe of 7UP until 1948? As always I will share the correct answer after 24 hours.
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This is the photo that the awful @seattletimes chose for this headline. I’m not sure what they’re implying about the woman, or the dog for that matter. And we’ll never know. The Times thinks this is such gold it’s behind a paywall. THEY TRAINED HIM FOR DIABETES ALERTS. THEN, THIS IDAHO DOG SNIFFED SOMETHING WORSE
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These people are not even human!
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Now that I think about it… no. Hmm…
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Replying to @__sunshine_tt_
"you sound fat right now"
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Replying to @drsuffy
Not sure what the impetus behind sudden onset beavermaxxing is but dammit, I am here for it.
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I know I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating. Just because you don’t understand how something happened, doesn’t make the “official narrative” impossible. It’s far more likely you’re just a fuckin retard.
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I Streisand-effect laughed even harder because it upset them.
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I’m not showing this to my kids.
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ME: Who in the hell moved my Sport Spoon? WIFE: I washed your stupid spoon. Life’s looking on track, boys. Thanks @sportdrink!
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