Mrs. Doc

hey @allisons_acct good morning! My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed. I watched it all unfold.

Two good boys whose souls have been temporarily replaced by friendly laser pointers.

hey @MrsDocAtCDI good morning! I found a rock yesterday which measured 1,760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone.

Mmmmmmm BACON!

Hey friends, the day is winding down. What was the brightest moment of your day? I'd love to hear about it. #BestThingOfTheDay

My latest home made hot sauce at about 10K scovils peaches and scotch bonnets and a single ghost pepper fermented for 3 weeks, topped off with a little citric acid and red wine vinegar

A Democrat, a Republican... and a Libertarian.... Weren't expecting that, were you? That's my favorite part of the joke, to be honest. The tension which is suddenly palpable when I mention the third member of that little gathering. I will mention the guy who told me this joke... I didn't know him very well. He had already uttered the immortal phrase, "Some of my best friends are black," which is rarely a sign of an untroubled conscience. I did have to point out to him that Labradors don't count. But as it happened, I think he was in the clear on this one. Anyway, you be the judge. These three new dads show up at the maternity ward of their local hospital to collect their newborn sons. The mood is one of joyous anticipation from which we may reasonably deduce that they are firsttime fathers. This mood, fragile as it is, is shattered prematurely when they are informed by the doctor in charge that there has been a bit of a mixup at the hospital and he can no longer say with any certainty whose son is whose. Nobody sues, because this is a joke and because the Libertarian insisted on private arbitration and nobody could agree on an arbitrator.. The Democrat goes in first, as he should... alphabetically of course, and he'd like it noted that he respects process. He comes out carrying, unmistakably, the Libertarian baby: The one who has already chewed off his hospital ID bracelet because it's government-issued, and who won't take the free formula on principle. The Libertarian says, "That's obviously mine." The Democrat says "Look, man, one of the other two in there is a Republican, and I'm not taking any chances."

in my defense... I was the one doign the laundry!

whoever owns the cybertruck yoru hood is open

Today I asked @MrsDocAtCDI if our kids were spoiled. She just smiled at me and said, 'All kids smell that way.'