tha Funky Neanderthal · Feb 28, 2023 · 9:01 AM UTC

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tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein28 Feb 2023

Sleeping on top of the fridge

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cats being weird little guys 👅

@weirdlilguys27 Feb 2023

hey what’s your cat doing right now

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 28, 2023 · 3:17 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein28 Jul 2023

What I would do to go for a lap around Spa at least once, just once

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 27, 2023 · 11:32 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein27 Jul 2023

What is soul? Soul is rusty ankles and ashy kneecaps

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 27, 2023 · 6:11 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein27 Jul 2023

I wake up 5 days a week to sit in front of a computer for 9 hours and fuck my back up even more

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 26, 2023 · 5:45 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein26 Jul 2023

What is soul? Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 26, 2023 · 9:55 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein26 Jul 2023

TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 24, 2023 · 1:30 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein24 Jul 2023

1967 has an argument for being the best and most important year ever for music

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 23, 2023 · 10:30 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein23 Jul 2023

Apocalypse Now

DANNY MYERS@metaphormessiah23 Jul 2023

The single best war movie is…

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 19, 2023 · 5:01 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein19 Jul 2023

Does overtime pay even exist anymore?

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 16, 2023 · 6:48 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein16 Jul 2023

Dying to go to the beach but also don't want to melt into a hairy puddle

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 15, 2023 · 4:44 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein15 Jul 2023

I treated myself today

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 14, 2023 · 5:03 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein14 Jul 2023

"mental midget" might just be my new favourite insult

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 14, 2023 · 8:46 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein14 Jul 2023

Next smartcar I see is going to get tipped over what an obnoxious dumb car

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 12, 2023 · 10:55 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein12 Jul 2023

Craving honey cerelac

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 9, 2023 · 2:51 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein9 Jul 2023

Someone crash into Max and give us some entertainment please

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 8, 2023 · 6:41 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein8 Jul 2023

Chef

Moe

@Mochievous6 Jul 2023

What is a profession that you aren’t currently practicing that you think you’ll be great at if you ventured into it?

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 8, 2023 · 2:05 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein8 Jul 2023

I fucking love Silverstone what a gorgeous track

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jul 5, 2023 · 6:34 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein5 Jul 2023

Nothing like a good falafel sandwich to combat an existential crisis

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jun 25, 2023 · 4:00 PM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein25 Jun 2023

Very few things are as painful as your ice-cream melting and falling to the ground

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tha Funky Neanderthal · Jun 20, 2023 · 11:27 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein20 Jun 2023

It can't be a coincidence that every person who drives a picanto or an i10 is a dickhead

tha Funky Neanderthal · Jun 19, 2023 · 6:53 AM UTC

tha Funky Neanderthal@Mrs_Funkenstein19 Jun 2023

Serving mid level Lebanese food should be punished by getting hung at dawn

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