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Face is the category
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The hair follicles in shampoo commercials:
This is the craziest jacket I’ve seen.
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You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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accidentally hit a squirrel today and i feel awful. ultimately hilarious that this is the first thing i thought of though
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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two years ago i thought this is the best she’d ever looked and then last tuesday she damn near slapped me w how good she looked
2 years ago today, @theestallion released ‘BIGGER IN TEXAS’.
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no joke you might have saved his life
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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Kai Cenat was in disbelief to find out Samsung had foldable phones years before Apple after meeting someone in Japan 😭😭
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Well... At least he isn't Gay! @BOOSIEOFFICIAL should be so proud!
Boosie Badazz's son Ivy Ray Hatch arrested for battery, drug possession, armed robbery. Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/10/23/boosie-ba…
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“ Hi Jack, this flight lands soon. Can you pick me up? “
A United flight carrying 150 passengers returned to Las Vegas after a flight attendant spotted something on a passenger’s phone, prompting a cockpit lockdown. The FAA is investigating.
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I tried booking a room in Miami and they have an $600 incidental deposit. I called to get more info on why it's so high, and the receptionist said "people get BBL next door and spill blood and guts all over our rooms, we need protection". Florida should be its own separate planet
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Lead us not in to penn station
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My uncle is about to get deported from italy because he randomly moved there without a visa for no reason
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I went to Houston once, dude told me unprovoked I was so pretty but I needed to eat more. I ain’t been back since.
I love being in California because I can have no ass
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Prison bros need to come and expose the fitness industry. The brothers locked up ain’t drinking no huel or gold standard 😂.
Tyno Got It shares his body transformation whilst in prison 💪🏾 ♻️MYT
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Out of all his dummies, she’s the ugliest.
Jaidyn reveals she’s no longer cool with Karlissa after she sided with Nevaeh, saying Karlissa may NEVER see her children again because she fears she could have harmful intentions toward them, just like Nevaeh claims
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Especially If they’re not coming to help 😂
If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck
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If I saw an alien right now I wouldn’t give one single fuck
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You're allowed to love the life you have and still want something bigger. Gratitude doesn't mean you have to stop growing. You can appreciate how far you've come and still be hungry for what's next.
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Jay-Z picking Jay-Z to be the Super Bowl halftime performer
GOAT’s out of the bag. @sc #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLXI
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