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movies. music. cats. pistachios. laughter.

Clearwater, FL
Joined March 2009
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You know that first time you hear a really great song and know it'll become one of your favorites? Some people are like that, too.
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Why say it, if you never meant it?
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this is who stores are hurting when they put Christmas decor out during October btw
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Marvel Studios has confirmed that Patrick Stewart's final on-screen performance will be as Professor X in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.
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All of us at Marvel Studios are deeply saddened by the passing of Sir Patrick Stewart. Sir Patrick brought Professor Charles Xavier to life with extraordinary grace, intelligence, and humanity, defining the character for generations of fans, from "X-Men" to "Logan" to "Avengers: Doomsday." He was a singular talent, a generous collaborator, and a true gentleman. Our hearts go out to his wife Sunny, his children, his friends, and the countless fans around the world whose lives he touched with his art.
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*long drag off cigarette Get over yourself kid.
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Listen guys, if you don't vote in the midterms Ted Cruz will be placed on the Supreme Court
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My prayer is that we all live long enough for politics to be boring again.
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I should've found myself a sugar daddy when I was in my 20s.
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Painfully accurate in a lot of cases
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It's almost Halloween, answer the phone.
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Nothing… nothing… #Jaws
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Today in a waiting room, my stomach growled so loudly that the receptionist pulled two snacks out of her purse and let me have them😅
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It's always Hey Grok is this true? And never Hey Benny is this true?
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🎃🔪 TWO STRAIGHT DAYS OF HALLOWEEN! AMC FearFest is bringing you another HALLOWEEN MARATHON starting Friday and running all the way through Saturday! Michael Myers is taking over your TV for HALLOWEEN WEEKEND! 🎃📺
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I don’t know who needs to hear it, but get the good butter and the good cheese. You deserve it.
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Whoever said "kill them with kindness" clearly had more energy than I do.
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Master Card questioned my $2450 purchase at the liquor store because I don't own a bar. It is what it is.
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Serious talk at the office of replacing me with an espresso machine.
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In Italy, people throw pasta against someone's bare buttocks to make sure it's done
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"I just heard a woman tell a pushy man he had resting predator face, and I am fully prepared to follow her into battle."
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