¤ Gooner ¤ Big dreamer ¤
Helsinki, Finland
Joined September 2009
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I'm helping my cousin's daughter who just finished NYSC apply to a few Eramus Mundus scholarships. If you're a young girlie trying to find your way out of Nigeria but don't have the means, please look them up. They often cover tuition and living costs. Get your IELTS ready.
I'm crashing out trying to get something done in naija to no avail. The average Nigerian is disturbingly dishonesty/lacking in integrity and unreliable and the whole country is rotten top to bottom. My God!
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Damilola Timson, you and your mother are evil women. Look at the way you beat your now former maid for accidentally leaving the door open. My mom and I met her at The ayoung Shall Grow Motors at Ojuelegba. Her name Affiong Sunday David. @Lagosdsva please help.
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Kahlen. The knees? 😭😫😫
Can’t believe I’m turning 37 in a few days, and my baby boy is turning TWO in a few days too🥹❤️ Can you believe that? I am so blessed. So, so blessed. And I’m grateful for ALL of it. The big wins, the little wins, the lessons, the growth, the life I’m living and the life I’m building.
Meanwhile, this whole week, we’re about to choke on gratitude over here 😂❤️ So be ready.
If my blessings hurt you, don’t bother unfollowing. I know some of you have fake pages you use to keep tabs anyway. 😂 Just stay tuned.! You’re about to have a very long week🤣🙏🏽
The way I'm on the sidelines with all this crazy fighting as I removed myself from the Nigerian dating pool a decade ago makes me happy. 😊
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Lmao! This is me. You go collect. 🤣😂🤣
You see this post I know some of you that are untrained will come to raise insults under this post no let the “Doctor” title deceive you oo I’ll match energy ten thousand times if you insult me and my mouth no good so respect yourselves! If you don’t like what I’ve said better swipe up and keep it moving I no force you to like my own opinion but it’s not a reason for you to insult me I’ll insult you and your entire generation you’re welcome! No find my trouble ooo I dun warn Una early enough before I tell you wetin go make you enter depression ✌🏽
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Some pundits will watch Arsenal play and spend the next 24 hours looking for reasons to discredit what they've seen. Then there's Steven Gerrard, who actually watches football, understands the game and gives credit where it's due. Massive respect
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you meet the right person.
I wouldn't have gotten married if I hadn't. I wouldn't encourage anyone else to.
A bad relationship is so much lonelier than singleness.
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On the 16/10/2026 I had an accident at the chevron, traffic light at about 1am-3am. When the accident happened I was unconscious and sadly the responders came and robbed me of everything I had on me, my phone, wrist watch, wallet, cross pendant chain, ring, slides -
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The way a good number of women romanticise the idea of meeting a complete stranger and marrying them within 3–6 months in the name of “men know what they want” will never sit well with me.
Not to be that person, but it’s strange. And the even crazier part is how much agency you’re willing to surrender in this whole narrative. Any random stranger can walk into your life, decide he wants to marry you within six months, and you interpret that as some grand validation of your worth. “He saw my worth, that’s why he married me so quickly.”
As opposed to questioning how strange it is that you’re willing to let someone you barely know make a lifelong commitment with you. Why is his willingness to marry you so quickly the ultimate measure of your worth? Where does your own judgment, discernment and decision-making come into all of this? Do you even like the person beyond the excitement of being chosen? So many questions, very few answers, but yeah…..it is what it is.
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What a bizarre thing to say. If you are not happy in your marriage, then you should simply divorce. You should not break vows that you made decades ago, setting an example for your children, no matter how old they may be. This used to be considered a matter of honor and character
As someone who ended up with a non-Nigerian, the key to always having something to gist about is having common interests which is easier when you're from the same generation (he's 3 years younger). We can discuss everything from Arteta's tactics, to US politics, to WWII.
Marriage is not something I can do with a non Nigerian.
Marriage is tooooooooo eternal for me to do it with someone I will spend 10 years adapting to or will give up some parts of my culture for
The gist has to be steady for marriage to be interesting for me. If I lack things to gist with you I will clock out of the entire relationship
And what gists will I gist with someone that spent their first 25 years in Oregon?
When I can be gisting random with a Nigerian babe and we will end seeing that we know a mutual from secondary school, from different states and we met during Milo soccer competition
We can have random gists about Styl Plus and Paul Play. We can talk about Nigerian politics from way back. We can talk about so many things that both of us can relate to.
Gisting is too important for me in relationships. It's too important. And way back gists are Soul striking
More importantly I don't have to adjust my taste buds. Black Tax also is a community responsibility for me, many cultures frown at it and I cannot stop that.
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She’s brilliantly well-chosen. Not so young and hot that Jensen Huang might get suspicious, but sufficiently pretty and slim to turn his head. Probably very cultured, clever, and amusing; dresses well, etc
Chapeau, Chinese intel
I cut off one of my aunties last year. Another one, I just cut off communication with yesterday. Women from these generations are slaves to societal pressures. They will lead you to hell.
This might be a controversial take but as a Nigerian women who wants to have a long and healthy marriage, I don't take relationship advise from older millenial, Gen X or boomer naija women (1946 - 1988) regardless of how close we are. They really love their patriarchal chains.
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