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Certified Coffee Jew. A Glimpse Into The Better Side of Life. Indoor Sports Supremacist. Aspiring Hedonist. Kibaki Truther

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Joined November 2021
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I have never heard a good argument for how the CIA killed JFK when they couldn’t even kill Fidel Castro
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James Gunn’s obsession with characters that no one cares about is starting to get annoying
James Gunn reveals that a ‘POLKA-DOT MAN’ prequel series has been discussed, which would focus on “his mother & her many superhero children.” “It's not in active development, but we talked about it.”
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Very nais!! May the weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth intensify!
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump DOJ uncovered a MULTIMILLION dollar student loan fraud scheme perpetrated in part by KENYANS in America These Kenyans were STEALING American identities, applying for student loans, then sending that money back to KENYA SEND THEM ALL BACK. We DO NOT need these people here. Multiple Kenyans have now been indicted by federal grand juries on SEVERAL federal charges, including theft of government money and aggravated identity theft. American victims — some of which never went to college — were victims of this scheme, had their identities stolen, and their credit absolutely WRECKED. These third worlders are absolute scumbags.
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As someone living in an actual dictatorship everytime I hear a commie refer to a western liberal democracy as a "dictatorship of the capital" I just want to smash my head through a window.
What kills me is america and europe are dictatorships of capital.
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Last thing Jensen Huang saw before leaking Rubin R200 OASIS layout files to the CCP
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No matter how condescending he sounds, Peter Hitchens is spot on.
Matthew Perry’s sister, Mia Perry Bowick, has told a new documentary about her brother’s life that his 2013 #Newsnight debate with Peter Hitchens was a “huge moment” in his decision to speak publicly about addiction and “show himself”. You can watch some of the debate here.
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it’s funny reading the Wikipedia pages of actors from the 90’s and 2000’s it’s like “Steve Buscemi was a firefighter then traveled with the circus, waited tables, did a bunch of odd jobs and got discovered on the side of the road” meanwhile every actor today is just like “child of [famous actor]”
Before Hollywood, I was living in a van in Hawaii and waiting tables at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. One day, the incredible Rae Dawn Chong walked into the restaurant, and naturally, I went up to her table and said, “Hey, you’re a movie star! What are you doing here?” She asked if I could act, and I said, “Fuck yeah, put me in your movie!” She asked for my phone number. The only problem was I didn’t have one. So I gave her my buddy Mike’s number instead. A couple days later, Mike casually mentions, “Oh, by the way, someone called you.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MIKE?! I called her back, and sure enough, she was serious. I drove over to pick up the script, went back to Mike’s house, and read all 120 pages three times in a row. First script I’d ever read. My character's name was Devon, and I remember thinking, “Sweet! I could totally play a Devon!” I showed up to the audition with every line and inflection mapped out in pencil. Rae told me I could act and offered me the part. I asked if we were shooting in Hawaii. Nope. Los Angeles. I had about $60 to my name, a bag of clothes, and some rollerblades. Then Rae told me they'd fly me out. And I remember thinking right then and there, my life just changed forever. I'm going to be an actor. That little movie was Cursed Part 3, a low-budget horror comedy that opened the door to Hollywood for me. I'll forever be grateful to Rae for taking a chance on a kid working at a shrimp restaurant. Everybody starts somewhere, and this is where it all began for me.
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Yikes. Unashinda diversity visa lottery, and the best thing you can think of doing is engaging in fraud? Hamsaidiki hata kidogo
Check on your sharp bois who can't explain their source of "wealth"
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Replying to @Mukiteee
Hata hakuna haja. They work together with local mboys they picked and funded. Halafu ODPP anapepetanga extradition case yako kama jiko ya mahindi.
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Stripper in the club just told me her real name and showed me pictures of her dogs, y’all think I got a chance?
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Hahaha Those ones will hunt you down and send a private jet to pick you up ukawashow poa mbele
Kuna vijana wako pahali pa hatari now that DoJ is on their trail 😂😂
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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Hakuna yengs hapa fr, Sifuna alionea kwa umbali sana.
Sifuna may be Ruto’s project. Just FYI.
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Folks who thing KenGen balance sheet is very large by perception only need to check this FY priority list. This is basically just enough to handle annual domestic power increase usage. For big capital power plants build we need big capital investors on least cost auction
KenGen's ambitious development portfolio also includes the proposed 42.5MW Seven Forks solar plant, the redevelopment of Gogo hydropower station, battery storage and the proposed raising of Masinga dam. #KenGenAGM2026 #GreenEnergyKE ^EM
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Operation Ghostbusters is a nationwide investigation into a large‑scale student‑loan fraud scheme in which criminal actors created fraudulent Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) accounts using stolen U.S. citizen identities to enroll “ghost students” in educational institutions. "This is the first international seizure of its kind in Kenya. If you steal American identities, if you steal taxpayer dollars, if you exploit programs meant to help students build a future — we will find you. Whether you are in Nebraska, New Jersey, Virginia, or Nairobi, we will pursue you." -@AAGMcDonald
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Players wa Ajax wasikam na ziggo, nishawabebea.
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Replying to @Mukiteee
Madly.
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Replying to @Mukiteee
Hata hakuna haja. They work together with local mboys they picked and funded. Halafu ODPP anapepetanga extradition case yako kama jiko ya mahindi.
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Replying to @Mukiteee
@Mukiteee regarding the walk in anecdote
idk how widespread this is, but back when I was hiring for a pretty basic data analytics/engineering role that really just required some fluency with Python and SQL, HR would tell me all the time with a straight face they just couldn't find any marginally qualified resumes for me to even look at. And when I got frustrated and asked to see some resumes they thought "weren't qualified" it became clear there was a huge disconnect
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Be like Harry 🫵
Ticket ✔️ Outfit ✔️ Watched @ShawnMwenje interview on NTV for revision kidogo hapa na pale✔️ +1 ✔️ Tupatane kesho The Mall 🕺🏽
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