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#chelsea...prunitian|Deep house|Afro House|KwaitoPiano🎹🎵|Makhala bem'geza|

Nyamajura village 2 ,Mutare
Joined June 2024
😅🤣 It doesnt solve anything.
I am a big advocate of parents moering misbehaving children.
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I have this guy who doesn't let women disturb his peace. Once they start acting up, he simply lets them be. I’m trying all my best to become that nigga😔💯
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Amanzi amancane lawa sikhule siqutha thina enkomponi
Using this kind of toilet is such a humbling experience. The Chinese figured out something and decided to gatekeep it from the rest of the world.
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Honeypots are such a tried and tested method of espionage that you would think the counter espionage tactic would be to ensure that key personal are drowning in bad bitches.
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Factos,indlela esiyihamba kuyo itshiyene lemvelaphi yethu itshiyene futhi
I once worked for an IT company in Sunninghill, Sandton, where I became friends with a Venda guy named Takalani from Tembisa. One of the kindest and most humble guys I've ever met. Coming from a very disadvantaged background, I never minded buying amagwinya in the morning and sharing them with friends. Takalani loved mogodu and beef stew. Every Monday and Tuesday, he'd buy a plate, and we'd share it. When I was about to leave the company, he told me he was going back to Venda because he was tired of Johannesburg. I asked him what he was going to do there. His answer shocked me. He said he'd just chill with his siblings and look for his family's business. Then he dropped the bombshell. Apparently, he hadn't come to Johannesburg looking for greener pastures. He had run away from university, and his parents were so angry that they sent him to Johannesburg as punishment to go and learn about life. His father owns farms, and his mother owns a law firm! 😭😂 Meanwhile, I was sharing amagwinya with a man whose family probably had more assets than the entire street I grew up on. Life has a sense of humour. You really never know what someone is going through or where they come from. 😂
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Emjolweni ngisho u "Okay" kumele ahambe lo ❤️ ngoba kuzobukeka engathi uzondile😅😅🤙
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Sihlezi sidelelwa nje singakuthini
We don’t talk enough about the disrespect we endure for the sake of a salary..
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🤣🤣🤣 awunikwa konke vele
Aura out the window 😩😩
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In your relentless pursuit of alleviating poverty, you establish your X account to rejuvenate your thoughts, find amusement in a few humorous tweets, and interact with individuals whose energy resonates with yours. You have no intention of inciting anyone or seeking conflict, yet a swarm of phantom accounts emerges, their sole purpose being to dampen your spirits. Rest assured, I will block you. We already contend with sufficient stress beyond this application. Irwai nevaroyi vekumusha kwenyu, not us, please👍🏾
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We do
Young millennials (90-96), Does anyone else feel like we lived three lifetimes before 30?
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Young millennials (90-96), Does anyone else feel like we lived three lifetimes before 30?
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The inspo vs the result🤗 It doesn't come with the body but hey, we made it work with some slight changes🤭
Guys! My tailor came through for me maaann🔥 What I ordered and what I got🤗🙌🏾
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I’d actually like to hear a non emotional argument explaining why having sex with an animal for pleasure is immoral but killing them and eating them for pleasure is moral.
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Young man, do not be fooled by these social media streets and standards, the majority of women have traditional values and want to be married and start families. They want a masculine husband who they will gladly submit to. Be wise.
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Being a man isn’t easy Sometimes you gotta ghost a good girl because of your bad financial conditions
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them 30 year olds be fine asf actually
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& daddy long crack and mama short crack had the nerve to be racist
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Usasemncane sibili uyakhanya
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The “jokes” about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead you’re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way that’s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. That’s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. We’re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. We’re not “offended” so much as revolted by the sight of you. You’ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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The anxiety that comes with being a parent to a teenager 😪😪 the constant worry about their future, career prospects, life outside your control and protection etc tjooo kuningi!
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