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This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Fox News thought they were interviewing a Trump supporter, and this man went on national television to explain that he showed up just to witness the MAGA cult in its natural habitat. I'm crying laughing.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Jahmal retweeted
Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School. Trump wants a standing ovation for passing a cognitive screening.
Trump: I'm a very high IQ person. I passed 3 cognitive tests. They’re hard. Obama couldn’t have passed them. Republicans wouldn't have passed them
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Jahmal retweeted
OBAMA on Trump Corruption: I am old enough to remember when a president wearing a tan suit was a major national controversy. They were very upset. And I know I look good in that suit. It was tight.
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Obama 🔥: "The president wasn't even mad about the Saddam Hussein comparison! That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about the Cheesecake Factory comments. He took great umbrage. The mobilized a whole of government response to that joke! They told the Treasury Secretary to hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory. This really happened."
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Why are most media outlets saying Flávio Bolsonaro simply “left” Brazil after losing the presidential election? He fled the country while under investigation for corruption and money laundering, defied a Supreme Court order to surrender his passports, and had his Brazilian passports revoked. This is hardly an ordinary departure. The same media outlets regularly use bombastic language when it’s completely unwarranted, yet choose remarkably mild language to describe something this serious. Most people get their understanding of events from headlines before liking, commenting or sharing. Journalists have a responsibility to write headlines that accurately convey what happened, rather than leave out the most important facts.
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Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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JD Vance's in-laws' names are Radhakrishna Chilukuri and Lakshmi Chilukuri. I wonder if he tells them this stuff, too. To their faces. Or does he just save it for white MAGA rallies? Truly a racist pathetic embarrassment of a son-in-law to his brown Indian immigrant in-laws.
VANCE on 9/11: I remember driving to a local gas station to wait hours in line for gasoline that was now of course more expensive because of a region of the world made up of countries and names that I cannot even pronounce
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MAGA believes a Muslim senator can cancel Christmas but somehow 100 senators can't fix healthcare.
Trump: If Abdul and the Democrats win, they will create a nightmare of terror until you cannot even have a Christmas—remember when I started the war on preserving Christmas? We’re saying Christmas again. Remember when the stores were afraid to put up Christmas trees. Now, they are all saying Merry Christmas again.
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Jahmal retweeted
This is just pure racism. Republicans objectively are campaigning on little more than bigotry.
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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It all adds up. Didn’t use a TO at the end of the 1st half so they forfeited a scoring opportunity. Missed a FG. Didn’t score a TD from 1st and goal at the 1. Football games are won in the margins and the Jets consistently lose there. Every week. Without fail. The Jets are at a schematic disadvantage and a coaching/game management disadvantage every week. Hard to win consistently in the NFL when that’s the case even if the roster is talented and the offense is explosive.
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Just pumping out 190 proof straight up racism and the media will sanitize and sane wash it b/c this is the guy who keeps the lights on in their newsrooms.
Trump: "Somalia -- 98% of the people here now from Somalia don't work. They don't have to work because they steal so much. They all have a Mercedes Benz. Low IQ and they live better than you do."
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OBAMA: He made a bunch of promises to get costs under control. I think we should examine how did these promises work out? Well, first of all, if you thought everything cost too much before… everything is more expensive now. I want to be fair. As a former president, I can tell you sometimes factors beyond the president's control end up foiling the best laid plans. That is not the case here. This administration's actions are directly responsible for rising costs. The current president chose to make a series of bad decisions. Most importantly, he decided to start an unnecessary war that nobody asked for and nobody voted for
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That’s how percentages work, they aren’t overrated because you don’t understand how they work…
FG% is low-key overrated A prime example is Kobe averaged 8.7 FG on 19.5 FGA. For his career that is 44.7%. LeBron for his career averages 9.6 FG on 19.7 FGA for 50%. LeBron makes just +1.1 more shots than Kobe on the same amount of shots and it's an almost 5% jump in FG.
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I love competitive Madden with all my heart. But man do I miss @SeRiouSMoE1 and @Jokeeee_ . 🐐 hope yall doing good.
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Am I not woke enough? I think this a beautiful and respectful representation, them being so dark is mesmerising and reminiscent of African art work. Like there's a clear difference between this and Tintin goes to Congo which is overtly racist
Young Samurai Jack trains in Africa
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How are there people still saying this in November 2026 Using Claude to help with coding is actually quite a bit faster than doing it all yourself!
you are a dumber, slower, and more pathetic human if you use gen AI for literally anything at all no matter how small or mundane, i do not care how "convenient" it is, you are a bad person actively contributing to the death of your own brain and the planet we all live on
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Jahmal retweeted
OKC’s defense was tremendous tonight, but overall DEN (again) does not have enough ancillary players who can create unassisted offense. OKC was able to send help/gap on every Murray/Jokić touch and make it difficult for them to operate, while daring anyone else to make threes
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