In case you didn't watch sports today: >🏀Luka Doncic told a 24 y/o rookie to "GET BACK IN THE GAME PUSSY" then hit a half court shot in his face a minute later >🏀Angel Reese led Atlanta past Golden State game 3 of the finals to go up 2-1 in the series >🏀Anthony Edwards dropped 45 in W vs Miami while calling Miami players names all game such as, but not limitted to: "hoe ass", "b*tch" & "n****" (vid in replies) >🏀Enes Kanter got denied entry to WNBA Finals Game 3 after he refused to watch from the private suite the arena put him in over his "safety concerns" >🏈Rodger Goodell said he's "comfortable" with Steve Tisch (400+ mentions in the Epstein files) & Jed York (arrested in a prostitution sting) attending the NFL's fall meeting >🏈A US senator sent Goodell a letter demanding answers on Jalen Hurts' blood clots & Goodell said the NFL welcomes an investigation >⚽️Former PSG GK Sergio Rico & his family were robbed at gunpoint at their home near Seville by 5 masked men >🏃‍♂️Ultrarunner Mark Dowdle completed 107 hours of straight running (~446 miles) in a backyard ultra -No joke, he's my pick for athlete of the year >🏈NFL fined Sirianni, Vrabel & Aaron Glenn $250K EACH for their conduct toward refs. -Sirianni and his staff were given no punishment for putting Jalen Hurts' life at risk🥱 >🏈Josh Jacobs spoke for the 1st time since his domestic abuse allegations & said "I’m still a human being" >🏈JD Vance showed up to Bengals practice & 1 player said hi (vid in replies) >🏈Bills' Sam Franklin became the 2nd Bills DB suspended for spitting in the Raiders game >🏈Reports broke that the Giants plan to start J.J. McCarthy Sunday vs the Texans >🏈Former Chiefs DE Allen Bailey died at 37 >🏈Vikings RB Jordan Mason (thumb) was a full participant at practice >🏀AD put up 34 & 12 in Wizards debute >🏀Kawhi dropped 23 in return to Toronto as the Raptors BEAT THE SHIT out of the Bulls 135-92 >🏀Ty Jerome dropped 45 in Memphis win vs Utah >🏀Damien Lillard put up 25 in return to Portland >🏀Full NBA recap on my page with funny moments, highlights, more stats & sht >⚽️Man United got embarrassed 4-1 by Como in the UCL >⚽️Bayern drew 2-2 with Arsenal & Kane scored in his 10th straight UCL game >⚽️Real Madrid beat Leipzig 4-1 & Diomande scored a GOLAZO volley vs his former club >⚽️Messi got invited to an official dinner with the King & Queen of Spain ahead of his Princess of Asturias Award >⚽️PSG confirmed Kvaratskhelia tore his ACL & was ruled out for the season >⚽️Paris police asked Ligue 1 to postpone PSG-Lyon because of the revolution and whatnot in Paris atm >⚽️The UK football regulator's chair said it has "absolute power" to force Man City's owners to sell >⚽️Courtois said he got kicked out of Belgium's players' WhatsApp group >⚽️I did a full football recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out >🏒List of chants Sens fans sang to Brady Tkachuk all night in his 1st game back in Ottawa: - Traitor - Overrated - Brady sucks - Little brother - You can't read - F**k you Brady - Timmy's better - You're a sellout - Brady's balding - You eat crayons - Matthew's better - F**k your podcast - We don't need you - Who's your daddy? - Matthew's bridesmaid ...He scored Florida's only goal & the Sens won 5-1 >🏒Flyers rookie Cole Knuble scored his first 2 career goals in a 3-1 win over Buffalo >⚾️Dodgers said Ohtani won't need surgery & is expected to pitch in 2027 -I don't watch baseball thattt much but it seems like this dude is always 3 months away from being 3 months away from being ready to pitch again >🏈Maryland fired head coach Mike Locksley after 12 straight Big Ten losses >🏈Ryan Day said Ohio State is planning to be without Julian Sayin through the postseason >🏈Oregon ruled out Dante Moore vs Illinois >🏈Texas banned the fan who made obscene gestures at Florida players on the field >🏈The Florida Bar fired the employee who sent "reprehensible" DMs to a Miami player >Let me know what I missed If you love sports but don't have time to keep up with everything — I post one of these recaps every night... Follow me pookie

In case you didn't watch NFL Sunday: >Dak Prescott shit down his leg (vid in replies) >Saints scored 34 straight points & beat Giants 34-27 >🏈Packers dominated Dallas 23-13 -Green Bay's defense was insane -Dak threw 2 INTs & there were 22 penalties in the game -Dallas 0-2 since Dak told Stroud to "go get some wins" >🏈Texans beat Jaguars 34-31 in England -Texans 2-0 since Dak told Stroud to "go get some wins" -Travis Hunter had a TD & an INT on back-to-back drives -Marvin Harrison Jr. made his Texans debut (and wasn't that bad👀) >🏈Bills beat Raiders 33-30 -Allen had maybe the play of the year on a scramble & shot-put TD to Keon Coleman (vid in replies) -I swear the Raiders are lowkey good >🏈Steelers came back from 13 down in the 4th to beat the Bucs 26-19 in OT -Rodgers threw 2 TDs & tied Peyton Manning for 3rd all-time (539) -HC Mike McCarthy was taken to the blue medical tent due to ankle injury >🏈Bears beat Falcons 31-23 -Caleb Williams completed went 30/36 for 305 yds in his return from injury -Kyler Gordon had 3 sacks & 2 forced fumbles in his season debut -Kyle mfkn Pitts scored 2 TDs -Flacons WR, Zachariah Branch, had 2 catches and 2 fumbles >🏈Browns beat Ravens 13-10 to move to 1st in the division since like week 10 of 2014 -Browns had 107 total yds going into the 4th -Derrick Henry fumbled in the 4th to set up Cleveland's only TD >🏈Chiefs beat Chargers 22-6 to stay undefeated -Kenneth Walker ran for 128 & 2 TDs (he has the most rush yards ever in a player's first 5 games with a team) -Mahomes got his 100th win in his 131st start. He tied Tom Brady as the fastest QB to get to 100 wins -Chargers are 0-6 >🏈Cardinals beat the Rams 18-16 as 13.5-pt dogs -Arizona's kicker hit 6 FGs & scored all 18 of their points -Rams' new kicker got hurt in the 1st quarter trying to tackle a ball carrier by diving head first at him >🏈Saints scored 34 straight points & beat Giants 34-27 -Winston threw 2 INTs & got benched for JJ McCarthy, who put up 243 pass yards in the 4th -Cam Skattebo had 0 carries >🏈Titans beat Colts 26-20 for their first win of the szn -Daniel Jones threw 2 more INTs -Time to give Richardson another try😭 >🏈Panthers beat Eagles 25-14 -Tommy Tremble scored 2 TDs -Eagles lost 4 straight for the first time since 2020 >🏈Patriots beat Jets 26-19 -Maye threw 3 TDs -AJ Brown dropped so many passes and completely whiffed on the onside kick recovery at the end of the game (but his teammate cleaned up the mess) ————— >Injury list: Mike McCarthy ankle, Ladd McConkey concussion, KaVontae Turpin rib, Blake Grupe knee, Morgan Moses ankle, Alijah Vera-Tucker hamstring, Ben Brown knee >📽️CJ Gardner-Johnson got ejected for spitting at Brock Bowers >📽Lambeau's fireworks went off after Matthew Golden dropped a TD >📽A brand new 'softest roughing the passer call in history' contender was called >📽Aaron Rodgers trash-talked Josiah Trotter by telling him "I know your dad" >Let me know what I missed I post one of these every Sunday night... so follow me pookie