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NFL_RealUpdatesParody retweeted
The Russini report being on an offshore gambling site, with an egg Twitter avatar, and crashing the servers on its first episode is like something out of a Larry David show LOL. You could not write a better script.
Just like he left the team after they gave him a huge contract.. simply because he can.
Also he cursed the coaches and front office, personially.
Oh, and he owes them $13 million.. why would they do him a favor?
That makes a lot of sense. They probably said: "If you want any more than a 3rd for half a season of this 38-year old who isn't going to be around long, then we'll just trade a 2nd for Mac Jones instead who's way younger. Your call."
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody retweeted
These 3 tweets from Adam Schefter were 4.5 minutes apart and could have been combined into one tweet. He does this all the time.
I believe he does this intentionally for engagement and to increase his X revenue. Nobody ever calls him a grifter or engagement farmer though.
NFL_RealUpdatesParody retweeted
Please stop RTing the Polymarket and Kalshi stolen news stories.
They’re not newsrooms, and do no actual work.
They steal others’ work uncredited and use it as a social media strategy.
Mike, guess who's in the Giants locker room like nothing happened? (on the left)
He didn't "really" sell the team..
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NFL_RealUpdatesParody retweeted
The Kirk Cousins signing was a master stroke by Raiders GM John Spytek:
The Raiders paid Cousins a total of $650,000
They got:
- 9 games of rock solid QB play
- 6+ months for #1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza to learn the system and be mentored by Cousins
- A 2027 3rd round pick
Agreed. But I think it has something to do with the $10 million guaranteed contract next season. If this doesn't work out, the Vikings are stuck with it. Cousins is almost 40-years old and is coming off a 3-INT game against an NFC team.
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The quality of the broadcast has gotten a million times better over the years. That has to be noted. It's more fun than ever to watch at home just enjoying the game.
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Remember when Wentz lost his mind when the Eagles drafted a QB in the 2nd round despite him still being the main starter? so badly that his team was forced to trade him?
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Eli??? the guy led the league in INTs 3 different times and doesn't have a winning record as a QB, he wasn't any where close.
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