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New Jersey
Joined July 2013
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"he's just a friend" put him on speaker and tell him you're horny
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Trying to put the Dolphins - Jets game on and am getting this message. Weird.
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Man fuck you bro who wrote this
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😭🤣 Im never deleting this app
🚨BREAKING: The Atlanta Falcons just revealed their new head coach.
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You have to know the copium in Winnipeg is 2nd to none given some of the reactions to the trade.
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Dawg who made ts 😭😭😭😭
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when i get a bounce back email that the person no longer works for the company:
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Me planning goals with my boss knowing I won’t be there next year
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They got straight guys working at Starbucks now, the economy's fucked
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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asked my date what kind of work she does and she said “who gives a shit”
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This is why I stay at Hampton Inn. They get me.
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The #NJDevils are trolling Rangers fans heading for the exits with the train schedule.
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Quinn mentioned, Luke Foreshadowing.
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Whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question really needs to come to my workplace for one fucking hour.
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Why isn’t she monitoring the cloning facility on Kamino
Replying to @JolinaJasmine
That’s an alien lol
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the lonely boner seems to free his load at night
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