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Nate Tengowski retweeted
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
Nate Tengowski retweeted
They broke Eisenhower’s globe because they didn’t want to wait for a team of specialist historians to move it.
I cannot think of a more apt metaphor for Pete Hegseth’s DoD.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
I worked with FEMA in The White House.
This is an insane move. States don’t have the budget for this.
Ex: Katrina cost $108B, LA’s total state budget in ‘05 was $19B.
Batshit insane
BREAKING:
Trump's head of FEMA just told states to prepare to handle disasters on their own.
The Trump admin's disaster chief told state officials they must increase their financial reserves and emergency capabilities to handle most disasters on their own — without federal help. politico.com/news/2026/10/20…
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Trump is the one who filed this lawsuit. Now he refuses to participate in discovery while his sons and daughter duck discovery subpoenas.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights.
We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field.
Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Unfortunately, it appears my prediction below is coming true. A fake peace deal between Trump and Putin that Trump believes will save his election and that Putin will break the day after that election, and all these gifts to Putin are the Kremlin milking it in exchange for agreeing.
Agreement between Trump and Putin, forcing Zelensky to abide while knowing its just for Nov 3rd.
Putin gets concrete, permanent gifts to aid his war machine while Ukraine gets more war and more US attacks.
Meanwhile US Congress is MIA.
Simply put.
We'll likely see Trump and Putin agree to a fake "armistace deal" in the next week or so, aimed at saving midterm elections. Putin is now milking Trump for maximum concessions before agreeing, with Trump piling on the gifts.
Turning off Starlink was to ensure that if Ukraine doesn't agree, Putin just ramps up the massacres on newly undefended cities - as it's required for Ukraine's interceptors - until Zelensky agrees.
Russia will break the agreement the day after the election, claiming Ukraine broke the agreement, but Putin will already have massive concessions, walking away with huge new revenue streams for his war machine.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
The moment this song starts playing in The Karate Kid, you're instantly transported back to 1984. The music, the atmosphere, the feeling of being the new kid in town.
This is what made 80s movies unforgettable.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
American soldiers are dying, not a word from Trump. Food and gas prices are skyrocketing, not a word from Trump. People demand the Epstein files, not a word from Trump. But the minute he doesn't win a Nobel Peace Prize, Trump writes the Butthurt Bible.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Jesse Watters - the increase in Americans’ investments in oil stocks is worth more than the higher price of gasoline.
Jesse Tarlov - you (Jesse) are too rich to understand this.
About 42% of Americans do not own stocks. About that same amount don't have 401(k)s.
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Russian bot traffic has dropped to nearly 0 after Ukraine struck a Yandex data center in Vladimir, Russia
Nate Tengowski retweeted
Listen, I’m sure you put a lot of thought into this @drewfino15 . And I’m not claiming that the 2012 North Allegheny team should be number one. However, the fact that a team who finished top 5 in the country, set the record for most points in a championship…
Nate Tengowski retweeted
SNL TURNED A WHITE HOUSE RENOVATION INTO A HOME-IMPROVEMENT SHOW.
And that format choice is what makes the premise interesting.
“White House Makeover” takes the familiar language of property-renovation television and applies it to Trump's plans for the White House ballroom.
Instead of treating the subject like a conventional political report, the sketch borrows a format audiences recognize immediately.
The makeover reveal.
The confident hosts.
The promise that a big renovation will solve everything.
But the White House isn't an ordinary house, and a presidential building project isn't just another television renovation.
That contrast gives the satire its starting point.
SNL takes a political story and changes the lens through which we see it.
Suddenly, a question about presidential priorities becomes a parody of television's obsession with dramatic transformations.
