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One of the biggest hidden risks in global markets is the Japanese yen carry trade.
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Today, $FOTO launches on @CBOE.
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Sent $COIN Monday night in the chart channel for the daily squeeze downside to the daily gap fill target area near 175 🎯
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Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, is telling you where to invest in 2026.
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OpenAI: $30 billion
The largest commitment of the 8. Nvidia is funding the buildout of OpenAI's compute infrastructure from the inside. OpenAI is also Nvidia's single largest customer.
GLW Corning: $3.2 billion
Optical glass and fiber to physically connect AI clusters. You cannot move data between millions of GPUs without it.
IREN: $2.1 billion
AI cloud provider with one of the deepest power positions in North America.
MRVL Marvell: $2 billion
Custom networking chips that move data between GPUs at massive scale.
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COHR Coherent: $2 billion
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CRWV CoreWeave: $2 billion
GPU-as-a-service provider. Nvidia's largest cloud customer outside the hyperscalers.
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48 Websites that'll pay you $200/hr for data entry jobs:
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Another senator just got caught doing what would end the career of any regular American.
Senator John Boozman of Arkansas bought shares of Devon Energy on April 9.
He did not disclose the trade until May 8, almost a full month later.
Here’s the problem:
Boozman sits on the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, the same committee that shapes energy policy in this country.
He also sits on subcommittees that oversee commodities and rural energy.
In other words, he votes on legislation that directly impacts the oil and gas sector.
And then he buys oil and gas stocks.
This is not a one-off.
A week before he bought Devon, he also bought shares of Constellation Energy on April 2.
In the last 3 years alone, Boozman has filed 331 stock trades totaling over $667,000.
He has received nearly $150,000 from oil, gas, and coal interests since 2012 according to OpenSecrets.
A senator on the energy committee, funded by energy lobbyists, trading energy stocks ahead of energy policy.
If a corporate executive did this with their own company's stock, they would be in handcuffs.
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This is disgusting
Wow this U.S. vs. eBay lawsuit from 2023 was just uncovered and makes $GME's case for acquisition even stronger. The details of this are one of the most bizarre things I've ever read:
Between August 5 and August 23, 2019, eBay’s former Senior Director of Safety and Security, Jim Baugh, and six other members of the security team executed a harassment campaign intended to intimidate the victims, who spoke negatively of eBay online.
The campaign included disturbing deliveries: sending anonymous packages to the victims' home, including a book on surviving the death of a spouse, a bloody pig mask, a fetal pig, a funeral wreath, and live insects.
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My Uber driver asked what I do for work.
"Software."
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He handed me his phone at a red light. Terminal. Claude chat. Green P&L.
+$6,200.
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214 messages. All during breaks between rides. Parked at gas stations. Waiting for pings.
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Best trade: whale convergence on Fed rate cut. 4 wallets entered in 2 minutes. Entry $0.12. Resolved $1.00. +$1,760. While dropping off a passenger at JFK.
The passenger tipped him $5. The bot made $1,760.
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