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The good thing about having sura ya nyumbani on this Timeline is you will never find yourself battling sexual allegations. The bad thing is you will also never be fighting sexual allegations. Sisi unajua warembo tu huwa wanacheka na sisi hapa Timeline for engagements. Ukiingia DM wameeka firewall. Sisi ikifika ni mambo ya kudanganyilia waschana lazima tukue ground,hatuwesi tegemea social media. Unatuma hey mrembo anapitia profile anakublock bwana
Sisi lazima tukue ground ndio warembo wajue roho sio kama sura. Ndio maana mnaona kama mimi hii mrembo inaitwa Eve sifanikiwa kunasa,ni sababu hajui roho iko namna gani. Huyu nikipatana naye face to face namna hii,nikoroge yeye na hii rusungu yangu ya Chepalang’u primary,apa unajua siwesi malisa wiki mbili sijaangusha yeye. Bwana sisi watu ya nyumbani tuna changamoto nyingi sana,inafaa ata tufungue NGO, tuanze kuomba msaada Urop! Khabusie!
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Nobody is going to teach you that a friendly police officer all smiles is more dangerous than a mean police officer . A mean officer is easy to deal with . The same is true for judges .
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Injinia after results zimekuja na alikua amesha jichocha tl venye akona skills za ronaldo🤣
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Yvonne Okwara has a bachelor of Science in Microbiology and has been in journalism for the past 20 years! Alafu kuna wewe unaingia class ya 7 am kufanya Journalism and Mass communication!
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Ja Loka once gave us proper wisdom.
"He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should not be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day."
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
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Wale wa "I cannot cook for a man" waskia ati Masterclass ya Marriage wanatokwa na wazimu 😂
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Learned about phenoptosis earlier this year ,yaani pre programmed death.
In some species nature doesn't wait for elimination by competition. It comes with an inbuilt self-destruct button, for the greater good the larger group, na huwezi jua...until it happens.
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags
(I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Nimeambia dem yangu “i don’t think your intentions are pure” akasema “its not like you are rich useme ni pesa zako nakula” wacha niamke nijitume watoto wangu wasiwai ambiwa upuzi kama hio
























