No shit, Sherlock

Nairobi
Joined February 2022
konvo retweeted
The good thing about having sura ya nyumbani on this Timeline is you will never find yourself battling sexual allegations. The bad thing is you will also never be fighting sexual allegations. Sisi unajua warembo tu huwa wanacheka na sisi hapa Timeline for engagements. Ukiingia DM wameeka firewall. Sisi ikifika ni mambo ya kudanganyilia waschana lazima tukue ground,hatuwesi tegemea social media. Unatuma hey mrembo anapitia profile anakublock bwana Sisi lazima tukue ground ndio warembo wajue roho sio kama sura. Ndio maana mnaona kama mimi hii mrembo inaitwa Eve sifanikiwa kunasa,ni sababu hajui roho iko namna gani. Huyu nikipatana naye face to face namna hii,nikoroge yeye na hii rusungu yangu ya Chepalang’u primary,apa unajua siwesi malisa wiki mbili sijaangusha yeye. Bwana sisi watu ya nyumbani tuna changamoto nyingi sana,inafaa ata tufungue NGO, tuanze kuomba msaada Urop! Khabusie!
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Nobody is going to teach you that a friendly police officer all smiles is more dangerous than a mean police officer . A mean officer is easy to deal with . The same is true for judges .
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konvo retweeted
Injinia after results zimekuja na alikua amesha jichocha tl venye akona skills za ronaldo🤣
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Yvonne Okwara has a bachelor of Science in Microbiology and has been in journalism for the past 20 years! Alafu kuna wewe unaingia class ya 7 am kufanya Journalism and Mass communication!
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Imagine seeing your lawyer tweeting stuff like anaku rasu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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konvo retweeted
Me viewing the Kikuyu tweets.
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Eloi eloi
You can't be broke and have a small dick. This is why I want to be rich.
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Ja Loka once gave us proper wisdom. "He who tickles a mad woman in the darkness of the market sheds, should not be surprised when she tickles him back in the midday sun; on a market day."
Block me @xysist @PiocheBrio @wallacemecha mecha my beloved you had the best dck lol I still want that
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Maitū: Nīwatonya? Injinia: Ngrooooooooo!! 😂😂😂
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Only a fool has himself for a lawyer
Even lawyers don’t represent themselves, but you still want to represent yourself Wanjiku!
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What is wrong with mentoring each other to be better wives?
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Pale kwa Riany you blink you miss
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Pay week without dependents I'm informed
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konvo retweeted
All you've done is prove how that masterclass is much needed
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Wale wa "I cannot cook for a man" waskia ati Masterclass ya Marriage wanatokwa na wazimu 😂
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Learned about phenoptosis earlier this year ,yaani pre programmed death. In some species nature doesn't wait for elimination by competition. It comes with an inbuilt self-destruct button, for the greater good the larger group, na huwezi jua...until it happens.
Doing 300km/hr on a road with traffic is insane 😱
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Nimeambia dem yangu “i don’t think your intentions are pure” akasema “its not like you are rich useme ni pesa zako nakula” wacha niamke nijitume watoto wangu wasiwai ambiwa upuzi kama hio
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Replying to @Gidikim
Which is why we are chipping in.
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Walikuwa wanamdanganya Baba hivi😂😂
CS Mbadi: President Ruto has more support than Sifuna among the Gen Z’s…we do our polls every two weeks.
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