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Fairfax, CA
Joined April 2009
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#MaineSenate Maine voter interviewed by the Washington Post “I like Susan Collins… But God could be running as a Republican and I would vote against him or her because I think this country will be destroyed if Trump has another two years unfettered.” washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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This confuses me. You would naturally think he had used a phone growing up, and would retain some sort of body memory of talking into the receiver and holding the top part up against your ear.
Trump ranting and raving like a lunatic on a land line phone to astronauts on the space station is an SNL cold open
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I don’t mean this as a criticism, but Trump in the Oval Office press conference looks like he’s at the Dollar Store, all that gold decor attached by two-sided tape.
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Marco Rubio says the goal of the war in Iran is now to return everything “back to the way it was” before Trump started the war. So after all that, the mission is apparently to undo the damage.
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When Bad Things Happen to Bad People: an Owner's Manual. 1) It is okay to be glad when evil and hypocrisy are ever so slightly diminished 2) A fleeting moment of wondering if the bad barge might be finally turning back is to be expected.
Seeing the despicably cruel, heartless and abusive way that many people in UK and US have responded to the deaths of conservative politicians, Ann Widdecombe and Lindsey Graham, reminds me that the least kind people on earth are ironically those on the #BeKind woke left.
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They need to send National Guard troops to the Reflecting Pool so shoo away the baby ducks.
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My personal husband Neal Allen, author of NYT’s bestseller Good Writing, is leading a five-day writing retreat in Montana in September, a few miles from Yellowstone, when the animals are starting their migrations—bison, elk, moose and even the occasional wolf. shapesoftruth.com/montana-re…
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American treasures @NealFAllen and @AnneLamott are writers I love and trust. They make the world feel more intelligible and more humane. Here, they do that for the craft of writing itself. Check it out! And just thank you Anne and Neal for always reminding us that clarity and kindness are still worthy aspirations!
My current husband @NealFAllen and I have written a book on writing for everyone who has been writing for a while, or wants to start writing a novel or memoir or anything at all. You can buy it at your local bookstore on March 17 but can pre-order at: goodwriting.app/the-book
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Happy birthday!
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therapy isn’t enough. i need to burn down my middle school
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With us now learning that Redstone from Paramount is putting pressure on 60 Minutes to trim its journalistic sails to keep Trump happy and help her with a merger, time to tell a story of journalism from another era. This is a story about greatness at the @nytimes. I was....
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He is going to go to the Pope’s funeral and wreck everything for everyone. I mean that nicely.
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Short of a massive and unified movement of the people that shuts down this entire country, we're not going to survive this.
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I am so afraid he is dead. We need to see a proof of life photo of Kilmar Abrego Garcia in the El Salvador prison, with a current newspaper.
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I’m just furniture.
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NOW is the time for all good people to come to the aid of their country. April 5, 1:00 almost everywhere. It will be good to see masses of people back in the habit of protest. It will be peaceful, galvinizing, solemn and joyful. See you there, and spread the word.
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Wow @MikeWaltz47. Good thing you're on the record saying that @PamBondi should prosecute this kind of thing.
Biden’s sitting National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan sent Top Secret messages to Hillary Clinton’s private account. And what did DOJ do about it? Not a damn thing. politico.com/story/2016/02/h….
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Ask yourself... "Did you have a bad day, or did you have a bad *five minutes* that you're making the entire story of your day?" Answering this honestly, every day, could change the quality of your life.
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