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playing with temporary tattooes as a kid did not make me wan to get a tattoo it jus made me realize nothing i loved would ever last
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So an uncle in my family died and everyone in the family group chat is using the wrong emoji LOOOL
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Deaths from police shootings:
America 458
Germany 8
Britain 0
Japan 0
econ.st/1IJ6ffY
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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name
ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack
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[brings dog to park]
"hi! cute dog! wats his name?"
hemingway
"like the author?"
yes i do. thats why i named this dog after him
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Daylight Savings started back in 1964 when Jerry DaylightSavings was an hour late for work & convinced his boss all the clocks were wrong.
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I walked up to my 9yo and said, "How goes it?" He looks up at me and says, "God is history's greatest serial killer."
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Imagine what your life could be like if you didn't click back and forth between the same five websites everyday longing for death.
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500 kilo spieren, paardenkracht, gratie en zweet tussen je benen ~ dat gevoel krijg je gewoon niet van een hamster...



















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