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30s NB. They/Them AnCom. MDNI 带着一颗永不冷却的心走

Joined April 2022
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Every one of my moots made a funnier joke tweet while taking a shit the day after. pffffffffffff
Dave Chappelle: 'Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk GOT MURDERED... and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I FEEL BETTER' 'I just be driving around like 'Why am I in such a GOOD MOOD?... Oooh''
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What's the charge? Getting Honeypotted? By a Succulent Chinese Spy?
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So its a problem when THEY do it, but this was fine yeah?? Swords are cooler anyway.
Showing off your weapons on your front lawn and annoying the neighors is a sacred american tradition. Clearly, these guys have integrated into america flawlessly. Using swords instead of guns is a nice twist too
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As an admitted Leftist, I would be forced to admit President Donald Trump's greatness if he managed to get the useless House and Senate to pass TrumpCare for all The history books would make it required learning for every student to learn that it was him that made America strong
TrumpCare for all!!! Is it working??? Can we get Medicare to everyone now??
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God forbid a man treats himself
A traffic camera caught a driver eating straight out of a cooking pot while behind the wheel The clip has been making the rounds online, and the driver reportedly ended up getting fined [via/ X httpscherryyy]
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I will deadname Twitter until Musk stops deadnaming his daughter.
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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New banner just dropped
Women on Threads asked men if having a boner feels like needing to poop, but from the front. The men are answering, leaving the women TRAUMATIZED by their responses. 😭
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With the giant panopticon of advertising, and knowing what I buy and what I own and what I've searched for, how is it that I have never seen an ad for a product I would actually buy. Not a single time.
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How did it get to the point where I can't even get high before bed, and get a midnight snack without this cat screaming at me to also give her a midnight snack. And it's not like I can ARGUE WITH HER cuz yeah who am I to judge?
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"sorry cat, nothing for you" *as I'm actively cramming taquitos into my Air fryer
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Get this guy the fuck outta here already
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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YES AHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS I AM SO SICK OF GAMBLING ADS EVERYWHERE
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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We made it to Friday!! Okay soo I’m still looking for work and trying to raise around $470 to cover basic necessities for the rest of the month hopefully I get employed soon, if you can me out I’d really appreciate it 🥹 Cash App/Venmo: @/$DreadedJai ko-fi.com/juicyjai
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In fact never trust anyone named Parker
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Well damn
NEWS: Gov. Gavin Newsom has commuted the death sentences of all 548 people on California’s death row to life without parole. It is the largest mass commutation in modern U.S. history, about a quarter of the nation’s death row.
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the tarot cards and they say you’re a little bitch
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This is exactly I feel about the DSA. hahahaha Swear I flip flop daily between "OH shit, good job" and "What the actual fuck is wrong with yall?"
if DSA doesn’t simultaneously get on your fucking nerves and give you hope for the future you probably aren’t involved lol
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Anything helps truly ☺️
Good morning hump dayyy! Hope yall having a good day! I’m still looking for work and trying to raise $520 to cover basic necessities for a little bit but really really need $78 by the 8th to cover my phone bill 🥹 Cash App/Venmo: @/$DreadedJai ko-fi.com/juicyjai ☺️
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Bro acts like his vote matters anymore
JUST IN: 𝗙𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗦 𝗔𝗡 𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗠 𝗜𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗪𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗬. Keep billions in U.S. aid flowing to Israel, or he’ll 𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬.
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This just FEEEEEEEEEELS spiritually canadian. idk man. They gotta be Canadian.
If you are new to twitter, I’m going to make this thread full of core canon here. Feel free to add anything I’ve missed. Let’s start with this
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