Faceless and known only as Ralph, I'm just here to watch the world succumb to idiocy.

Joined January 2019
Looking for a book to enjoy and pass your time? I'd like to suggest .@HermanPHunter1's "The Revenant and the Tomb." He's got a special going on. You can't go wrong for a buck!
If you're a book pirate and have a sudden pang of guilt, ease that troubled conscience for the low, low price of 99¢. For everyone else? It's a good book. amazon.com/dp/B09QK2JCNJ
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I hope no Marines find out where he lives
BREAKING: Illegal alien who beheaded the Iwo Jima monument released on bond for $2,500! Judge is PETULA METZLER.
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When historians of the future look back to see what we did when we got our hands on a digital super intelligence, I am so glad they're gonna find these fuggin cat videos! 🤣
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A man can spend ten years climbing the ladder, buy a penthouse with a city view, wear a solid gold watch, and still feel like he is starving to death at midnight. In Japan, young men are waking up to a brutal truth about money and loneliness. You work eighty hours a week to prove your worth. You buy the luxury coat, the framed art on the wall, and a commercial-grade stainless steel refrigerator the size of a bedroom closet. On social media, everybody envies your life. Then one Tuesday night at 11 PM, you come home to a dark apartment and pull open the heavy door of that giant refrigerator. The white LED light blinds you, and there is nothing inside. No leftovers wrapped in foil. No half-eaten fruit. Nobody waiting in the kitchen to ask if you ate dinner yet. When we are insecure, we pile up expensive things like armor because we are terrified that nobody would love us if we had nothing. Even the bandages we used to hide our bruises are gone. Real wealth is not an oil painting in a silent mansion. Real wealth is trading a wad of cash for a five-dollar bouquet of wildflowers, walking up the concrete stairs of a cramped middle-class apartment, and opening the door to a room where someone is happy you came home.
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The dumbest take on the Second Amendment I've ever heard…
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Dear @GOP: You want to make sure you never see one thin dime from me ever again for the rest of my life? Keep spamming me with text messages, assholes. After I have repeatedly said STOP. I’ll give to candidates directly. Never to you. Never. Someone needs to be fired.
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It’s sad that exactly what we said would happen is now ongoing. America, this is lying in wait for us. That’s why millions of illegal aliens marched across our border. All it needs is a spark and it all lights off.
これが今日のイタリア・ミラノです。 昔私が旅行した時には考えられないようなことが起こっています。 これが大量に移民を受け入れた国家の末路です。
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I am making a few limited signed copies of my book available to raise money to get the book into the hands of publishers. You can pre-order a first edition, signed copy of "Where I Lost My Soul". It is scheduled to be released Dec 1 on Amazon pending the Pentagon review & approval. etsy.com/listing/4599915347/…
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October 25,1998
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This is Scott Green -the Chief Constable of @WMPolice , the police FARCE who arrested the 15 year old boy for posting a photo of Tory councillor Simon Bennett wearing ' Bunny Ears ' after Bennett felt "Offended" .
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For the SECOND TIME in ONE NIGHT, I witnessed fires being set by homeless people in Downtown Los Angeles Worse, calling 911 in LA is like calling FOREIGN TECH SUPPORT You have to listen to SPANISH PROMPTS before you speak to a 911 operator I KID YOU NOT! “Please do not hang up. Your call will be answered by the next available operator” *spanish AI prompt starts riffing* I WISH this was a joke 😂 Police showed up before LAFD, as I called and hung up twice before someone finally answered. I’ve NEVER called 911 in ANY city where I had to listen to automated hold dialogue prior to an operator answering.
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They will kill anyone, not just all conservatives, but anyone who doesn’t agree with them on everything. And they will chortle with guttural glee when it happens. If you don’t know this — not believe it but know it — you’re just not paying attention.
Yes, believe it or not, realizing that millions of people would do TikTok dances if I was murdered for not voting the way they wanted me to or having different beliefs is quite radicalizing. Crazy, I know.
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What does America have?
Japan has Karate 🇯🇵👊 China has Kung Fu 🇨🇳👊 Korea has Taekwondo 🇰🇷👊 What about America? 🇺🇸😎
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Word of advice to any Karens who think this is a good idea Don't show up at my house to gripe about me voting or not voting. It's none of your damn business, and I'll throw your dumb ass off my property. Thank you for your attention
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I’m QTing because I saw a post where someone is planning on talking to the people exposed in the videos. Others say no to talking and I agree. There is nothing to talk about. Whatever their plan is, drop it. We’re not going to compromise in some way, /1
Letting Leftist aggressors know that if they start a civil war that we'll be ready to finish it is not "calling for a civil war." It's warning bad people not to start one. I wish everyone could understand the difference.
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I think talking with them is a mistake because they will make a BS excuse, claim we misunderstood and they’ll kick the can down the road. We cannot trust these people. /3
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I don’t want a war, no one on our side does (if they think logically). Trying to reason with them will not work. I think the right stance is to say ”No more“ and stand firm. We’ll see what happens Pray. /end
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A Mexican student won gold in Indonesia for creating a portable fire extinguisher that uses sound waves.
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