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England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2011
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Wonder if he gets the Martinez treatment??
Two yellows in 90 seconds for Jacob Ramsey. Second could have been a red on its own, ugly challenge on Harrison Armstrong. Everton deserved winners. Problems for Matthias Jaissle. #NEWEVE
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United are getting cut adrift at the bottom of the league. Defeat to Villa and Liverpool in our next two games and we’re really in the shit!!
New Thierno Barry celebration unlocked 🔓
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Perfectly suited to the cringe that is Arsenal FC.
The Bruno Guimaraes ROAR!
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Was gutted to see we play Tuesday night. But on the bright side, we don’t play again, after this, til Sunday! The ln it’s the international break 😃
Manchester United play football tomorrow.
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No. Brown, O’Shea, Smalling, Jones, Silvestre etc. all played full back for United as primary centre backs. And this was nearly 30 years ago in Brown’s case. Carragher also played right back for Liverpool. You didn’t invent this!
The meta in the PL now is 3 CBs + 1 fullback. Chelsea use it. United use it. Liverpool use it. Brighton use it. It is really good until you remember this was state-of-the-art for Arsenal and City in 2023. The rest of the league are some 3 years behind Arsenal.
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Lisandro Martinez could have been a cult hero for United. That first 18 months… 😍 But then the injuries, lack of form and now this season… what an absolute nightmare that lads had. Yet still, what he said about Wilcox and the board is spot on.
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Amad is the definition of the Roy Hodgson GIF Get Lacey on.
Amad is cursed, he could have a hat-trick.. This is giving the same vibes of that West Ham game before Ten Hag was sacked when we missed a million chances.
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Pablo Barrios is exceptional. But haven’t we already “rebuilt” the midfield?
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United have ENQUIRED about Barcelona’s Fermín López and Atlético Madrid’s Pablo Barrios. #MUFC [@MatteMoretto]
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I find Keane’s clear hatred of United weird. He’s always on @WeAreTheOverlap preaching professionalism and accountability. Unfortunately Roy, United helped make you who you are AND the life you have. Yet you continuosly throw shit at the club who made you. Hypocritical prick!
Keane has had an agenda for years. This is nothing new. The Glazers were buying shares as early as March 2003, before the Rock of Gibraltar fallout. United had been a publicly listed PLC since 1991. Yes, the Fergie–Magnier dispute contributed to the breakdown in the club’s ownership structure, but that doesn’t make Sir Alex responsible for the Glazers’ takeover. Rivals are so bitter and hurt by Sir Alex that they desperately want United fans to turn against him. I’m afraid it won’t work. The blame belongs with those who facilitated the takeover and the football authorities @FA @premierleague who allowed a leveraged buyout that saddled our club with debt. #MUFC
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Tired of this shit…
🚨 Michael Carrick: “I spoke with the players and I have to say, the boys are hungry”. “We're hurting because we haven't won enough football games, but there's an intensity, there's a bit of an edge, there's a disappointment, there's a hunger to do better”.
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We’re definitely in a relegation battle this season.
We're set to play at least half a season without a striker. Half a season where we don't have a single back up option for a position that is arguably the most important position on the pitch. Welcome to Manchester United.
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Carrick MUST play his best available players in each position. Bruno at 10. Cunha LW. Martinez back in at LCB. Hang them out to dry the way they’ve done it to him. If it works… 👏🏻 If it doesn’t… well, it’s up to them to change it.
Whoever the manager is. Bruno MUST start in the number 10 role this weekend. But I do feel for Carrick he’s just waiting until the club find a better guy. Shouldn’t be like this. The Glazers and Ineos are making this even more of a mess too #MUFC
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Very well deserved. Had an incredible couple of years. One of the most complete strikers and footballers of the modern era. Superb.
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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This is the definition of a “cluster fuck”! Can’t even sack the poor bloke because they haven’t got a fucking scooby doo what to do next. These clowns have turned the club into a circus.
🚨💣 BREAKING: 🗣️ @lauriewhitwell on the current status of Michael Carrick: "As we have it right now, I wouldn’t anticipate an update today either way on the future of Michael Carrick. I’d go further and say I’d anticipate him taking the training session tomorrow at Carrington. That’s the mood I’m getting. It’s not a fast moving situation, but it is moving. I wouldn’t even say that he’s staying as Manchester United manager, but the anticipation as it stands is that he’ll take training tomorrow morning." [@TOTDevils]
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Sensational 😂😂
Piers Morgan's origin story, Haha 😂 😂 😂. OMG these videos are amazing hahaha 🤣 whole world is making fun of him calling him out lol
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What the fuck is @MarkOgden_ playing at here?? Trying brief United supporters that the Glazers are really ok people? Have a day off you prat!
🚨 NEW: Sources say that the handling of Manchester United’s job cuts by Sir Jim Ratcliffe did NOT sit well with the Glazers, particularly Joel and Avram. One source says that Ratcliffe’s implementation of the program jarred with Joel’s “sense of decency and old-fashioned values”. #MUFC [@MarkOgden_]
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The bathbomb of managers. Dropped in, fizzes around violently for a short space of time, looking pretty. Then fizzles out leaving nothing but a scummy mark.
If Manchester United move on from Michael Carrick, there are plenty of sensible options for a club who are in desperate need of one. But if the people who make the decisions at Manchester United reject Antonio Conte as their next head coach because he can be unpleasant to work with, then it says much more about them than it does him. @NickMiller79 on Antonio Conte and the decision-makers at Old Trafford. 🔗 nyti.ms/4inzSMJ
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If Lisandro Martinez didn’t say what he said after the Atletico game, no pundits, journalists or MSN would be talking about Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada. Well done Martinez 👏🏻
"We've sat in this studio for nearly 14 years now... and I don't think I've ever felt as bad for Man United fans as I do now." 😬 Robbie Mustoe believes things have gone too far under Michael Carrick and calls for a change involving Jason Wilcox ⬇️
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Diogo Dalot really put the effort in today. It’s just a shame he’s shite.
🚨📸 - Straight after the game Michael Carrick went to Diogo Dalot first to appreciate his efforts.🥲
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