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🚨 TONIGHT 🚨 Come see Toronto’s best comics at @comedybar bring their A game and Get That on Tape! 🎥 🎞️ April 27th • 8pm @ALVALcomedy @NigelGrinstead @jarrettcampbell @stephbabyneale @metalcomedy 🎟️: comedybar.ca/shows/get-that-…
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This is what stuff should cost: Can of pop: $1 Coffee (drip): $1.50 Espresso drink: $3.00 Sandwich: $5 Movie ticket: $10 Phone bill: $30 Internet: $30 Rent (with roommates): $400 Rent (alone): $750 House: $150,000
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ppl call MDMA ‘Molly’ but few are brave enough to call Tylenol ‘Tyler’
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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast
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The #JFLOriginal album "Stand-Up Ontario: Premium Quality Breathmints" has a powerful line-up feat. @MrSeanCullen, @ALVALcomedy & more! Catch it on #JFLCanada tomorrow at 11amET as part of #JFL's #VirtualFestival! @siriusxmcanada - ch. 168!
Crushing a centipede with one foot is the ultimate display of ‘quality over quantity’
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Big show this Thursday!
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Nobody says their child’s name more often than a parent who’s child is named Greyson
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Damn youtube really got one of these for everything
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Another killer lineup coming to @comedybar Thursday night for THE PRO SHOW! Start making your plans now because seating is limited and we fill up quick! comedybar.ca/show.php?Event_… ** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to [email protected] **
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yeah i love my BMW Borat voice My Wife
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My Personal Pandemic Business Hours: Monday: CLOSED Tuesday: CLOSED Wednesday: 1 EMAIL @ 3 AM Thursday: CLOSED Friday: CLOSED Saturday: CLOSED Sunday: CLOSED
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I like that no one on twitter even hints at what they're talking about; it's just like "this show is everything" and then a picture of a lady
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A guilt verdict truly is no relief if the system still stands! Not even temporary relief You can’t celebrate justice in death
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save image as 6973664930916830.jpeg ? yes pls:) for my files:)
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no one: long and mcquade employees:
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Jesus.
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BREAKING: CANADA releases vaccine roll-out priority list 1. William Shatner 2. Billionaires disguised as front-line workers 3. The Zamboni driver who beat the Leafs 4. American entertainers 5. Jessica Mulroney 6. Roz & Mocha
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He come old flat top, he got Zoom cat lawyer, he one Leto joker, cancel Aunt Jemima, he say one and two and free Britney, Castor at impeachment he just say what he please
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