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me when someone accuses me of having absolutely airtight takes and incontrovertibly right opinions
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IT person at work talking down to me and cutting me off as I try to request specific assistance she’s misunderstanding because she keeps cutting me off yesssssss
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ATTN ALL REPUBLICAN VOTERS:
REPORT TO YOUR POLLING PLACE AT 10AM THIS FRIDAY 11/6 WITH ANY ALL FIREARMS YOU OWN WHERE YOU WILL SURRENDER THEM AND BE TRANSITIONED (SEXUALLY AND/OR RACIALLY) BY A DRAG QUEEN AND WILL FORCE FED A CORTADO BY A BLUE HAIRED BISEXUAL BARISTA
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how it feels when people are talking about how much they rely on it now and you genuinely don't use it for anything
So glad I don’t care at all about the Friday the 13th movies so I can watch my queen Linda Cardellini do her thing on my television without worrying about the “lore” or “cannon events” of the fictional man in hockey mask. ☺️☺️
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Dumbest people on earth always railing that musicians shouldn’t speak on politics because their little baby brains short circuits if they have to think about something more complicated than “riff good” when at a concert. Two brain cell discourse.
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Hung out in Bridgeport tonight w/ some Sox fan friends mourning the loss and some friends who don’t care about sports. Drank a couple drinks, had some laughs with friends. Bears-Packers ahead. Money in my bank account and roof overhead. Life’s good. South Side forever. Go Cubs.
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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
Last Cubs post before I go full Bears Mode. Main hope is they resign Seiya. Shame to let Ian Happ go, seems like he wants to be career Cub. Shota walks but anyone who doesn’t admit he was Cubs best pitcher this year is delusional. Trade Shaw and invest in Ramirez. Sign pitching.
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Log on. They’re doing skull science on Lana Del Ray’s step children. They’re dooming about sports teams that have had successful seasons. They’re posting using slurs while invoking God to impose moral high ground over a young mother they never met who committed suicide. Log off.
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