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how it feels when people are talking about how much they rely on it now and you genuinely don't use it for anything
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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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The highlight of the 2026 Cubs postseason. #Cubs
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Hey remember when Rahm Emanuel oversaw a police department that was running CIA style blacksites?
Putting my DCCC political strategist hat back on for a minute, the DSA vs. normie Dem debate is overlooking an important fact. Black Democratic turnout has been surging since the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act and cleared the way for the Trump-backed redistricting wave. Louisiana, South Carolina, Alabama, Michigan, and Tennessee. When voting is not a luxury and your rights are on the line, politics stops being an Ivy League seminar — and there's no patience for faculty lounge debate. It's existential, and the national media would do well to see there's more than one story coming out of these primaries.
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this is why this country will never revolt in any meaningful way. we’re all a bunch of hogs who would debase ourselves before even pondering a better future
Amid high gas prices — an average of more than $4 per gallon across the country — a gas station in Upstate New York offered 20 percent off to customers who were down to bust a move. wapo.st/4c9hd4V
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Shota Imanaga credits his success in his past 9 starts to changing his phone lockscreen to this photo of Ben Brown on the training table, which he calls "Lucky Benjamin" 🤣
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Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over
Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death
"I don't care what's illegal, I need my candy bars to stop breaking" is pretty much the whole psychology that ruined society for everyone
MrBeast reveals he secretly planted hidden GoPros inside Walmarts across America to figure out why his chocolate bars kept breaking
"I paid people to put GoPros in like a bag of lace chips pointed at because I couldn't get I tried to get Walmart to give me the security camera footage and they wouldn't so I put hidden GoPros in a bunch of random Walmarts just to point it at the Feastable bars just to see why are they f***ing breaking so much"
"There's so many shots of like you know like a mom grabbing a bar and then she'd be looking at literally like this and then you just see the box just go and she and it just fall off the shelf and then they just put it up and you know some of the bars would be broken and it would just happen over and over and over again because we didn't engineer the boxes correctly"
"Do you know how atypical that is what you've just said that you put GoPros yeah people told me I was crazy the amount of people who tried to tell me that was illegal I was like bro I don't f***ing care I just need to know why my bars are breaking"
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people will always try to say something is Lynchian but the Scooby Doo movies are actually Lynchian


































