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Booze nerd, writer, friend of the meat snack. Wants your beer glasses to be clean! Saved Christmas; 1996, your're welcome! Advanced Ciceroneยฎ CBWS

Charleston, SC
Joined May 2012
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"Sugarman!"
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"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment."
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"I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular beer."
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"Here are your messages."
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"So you want a realistic down to earth show, that's completely off the wall, and swarming with magic robots."
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Brandon Plyler retweeted
Knowing me I'm pretty sure I've posted this before. But I just like it so much I couldn't help myselfโ€ฆ
Comparative sizes of three capital ships
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"To alcohol!"
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"Single women of Springfield, your prayers have been Flanswered!"
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Brandon Plyler retweeted
There's a brilliant article on coolers (what mot people call coolships nowadays) and their uses by my good friend Martha. Extremely informative and well-researched by someone who, unlike me, is a proper scientist. Well worth a read. beerofsmod.co.uk/blogs/news/โ€ฆ
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"Homer, I found this behind the radiator."
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"What country is this car from?"
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Was roasting malt banned in WW I? barclayperkins.blogspot.com/โ€ฆ
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Just heard Dry January referred to as Lent for Millennials and it's probably the most accurate thing I've heard in my entire life.
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Jesus fucking Christ. Stop, stop, stop validating shit like this. Put it in a bin and then load that bin into a cannon and fire it into the fucking sea.
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"Daddy, ask the man for some candy."
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"I eated the purple berries."
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I have a proposed amendment to the 3 Tier System that I think everyone would get behind... Firkins are exempt. Who says no? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Brandon Plyler retweeted
BIG NEWS: The new 4K release of PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES contains the legendary 75 minutes of deleted scenes that have been whispered about for decades. Finally, witness John Candy smoke and eat a hot dog at the same time.
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Brandon Plyler retweeted
Had an IPA from a well-regarded IPA brewery a month ago that tasted not quite right -- too green and rough around the edges. Had another can I kept cold to see how it would change with some time. Just opened it and ... deeeeeelicious. Too-young IPA is definitely a thing.
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"Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again."
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