Prevent Defense is the devil

Joined June 2023
We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.
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The giants would have like two total touchdowns and zero wins with Schittyhammer running that show. Disgusting. This dude legit makes me sick.
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Yeah, sorry. I just found out my schedule is full of things that make me not want to jump off a bridge. I may pop in around the 3rd quarter and Irish goodbye if they make me want to cry.
The Dallas Cowboys play football today.
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A career 50% passer with a 1:1 td/int ratio shouldn’t be popping off like this. It’s time for bed grandpa.
Terry Bradshaw sounds off on Dak Prescott and the Cowboys.
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He’s upset bc all of his individual records are on the bad side of the curve. Dude was a fucking bum and I’m sick of hearing his boomer bullshit on tv.
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Rodgers and Mustard Tiger are that toxic as fuck couple that deserve each other so you just accept they're gonna ruin a few holiday dinners along the way.
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Mahomes might be the best (worst) case we've ever seen of how getting comfortable/lazy in the NFL is death. We're going on like year 3.5 of him not being very good. Not even in a bad for him good for the pack type bad. Like actually bad.
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The Vikings have went 15 of their 19 quarters without a TD this year. They've scored on 7 of their 14 RZ possessions.
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When will it be mine turn.
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Burgers and Blitzes retweeted
Ya know, jeanty could've really done himself some favors by clearly separating himself from the pack of 25rbs folks can get on day 2.
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Burgers and Blitzes retweeted
That's right, not only do I think no rb should be picked in the first round literally ever, I also think someone is going to vastly overpay for Jeanty and for the life of me I'll never understand why. Say he hits the tier y'all swear he has, you can get 10% less of that day 2.
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TL asleep so I'm turning on the J-Roc beacon.
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xitter.cf/Not2BeTrite/status/211… We're simply asking too much of them.
Dont hop on Redzone channel today. Pick a game. Stay. Watch both QBs thru the same lens you watch Dak Prescott with. Expect them to hit every throw, make every read, miss nothing. Let me know if they meet the standard or let you down.
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This division (and really the conference) have the lights down and the red panties on. "no, she surely can't be in to me." @dallascowboys get in there and go to work.
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I swear if this visor wearing Muppet fucks this up I'll be extremely mad online.
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Burgers and Blitzes retweeted
Fuck the 49ers
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You don't know that. He could be sending that cashapp to his sugar baby.
My favorite thing about football is Chris Collinsworth just going dead silent for minutes after Mahomes does something stupid. You just know he’s punching air.
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Aaron Rodgers and Lane Kiffen should team up somehow to burn this entire thing to the ground.
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What thing you ask? *gestures around at the things* Just let those chaos merchants strap the vest on and go to work.
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Burgers and Blitzes retweeted
Replying to @Not2BeTrite
The authenticity is night and day from Schotty.
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Well, that definitely isn't very Mahomes-y. Turns out it's 2026 and the guy has been doing this type. Shit for a few years now.
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