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alex

@NotAlexJones

my guts have shit for brains

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Joined June 2009
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how it felt waking up this morning
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the first few weeks of the season were all "look at suzuki's pinpoint long passes" and im not sure he's had one go longer than 10 yards today
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ok that one wasnt great
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I love MY sports team so much that I hope the other teams DIE IN A PLANE CRASH #ProfessionalAthletics
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our county voting stickers look like shit from a butt so i will not be posting mine
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lol we are so shit at pens
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absolutely ass this half, that was always coming
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yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Le fat bastard (@geek_u_s_a) profile pictureLe fat bastard@geek_u_s_aOct 27
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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dudes rock
henry the vacuum (@henry_sux) profile picturehenry the vacuum@henry_suxOct 30
yeah this is insane lmao
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its crazy there havent been more assaults on survivor some of these motherfuckers are annoying as hell
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villa look like dogshit but at least its not against fleetwood town
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have to start document all the single season sitcoms i rewatch that nobody else has thought about in a decade
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a real travesty that we as a society could not make briga heelan a huge sitcom star
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this one's better than the last one, just as much briga heelan way less fuckin singing
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meal prepping by buying two full Chinese meals for Sunday dinner that I’ll continue to eat for two days
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pam office has one of the worst haircuts ive ever seen in the green day movie, truly baffling choice
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why would they do this to her, her husband is the director
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