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alex

@NotAlexJones

my guts have shit for brains

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Joined June 2009
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I love MY sports team so much that I hope the other teams DIE IN A PLANE CRASH #ProfessionalAthletics
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yes that’s called “hardcore music” and it’s what young men used to do in this country before the CIA built adin ross
Le fat bastard (@geek_u_s_a) profile pictureLe fat bastard@geek_u_s_aOct 27
Turnstile songs are 3 minutes of the same riff and Brendan Yates saying some shit like “the power of friendship keeps me alive/separate my friend group I’ll probably die”
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meal prepping by buying two full Chinese meals for Sunday dinner that I’ll continue to eat for two days
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NILES THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD
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eddie kingston lookin ass
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[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn't I have a chew??
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Remembering those who lost their lives on September 11, 2001 and all of our nation's heroes. You will never be forgotten. ❤️ #NeverForget
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SUPER JOHN MCGINN
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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yo yo wait that reminds me of something really funny i saw once, hold on--(you watch me open my phone browser and manually and correctly type the entire url of a specific tweet)
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RIP demon :((( 💔💔💔
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formiga was so sikk
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[recently divorced 36 y/o talking to group of uninterested 24 y/o girls at the bar]: Even though I’m a Man (ugh), I always felt I was deer-coded, maybe even fawn-coded{blood vessel in brain that has been narrowing for 3 years finally occludes} Uht oh, right arm is getting eepy !
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stay mad bald fuck
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Triple H: The Challenge For Bron Breakker Is Don’t Become Just The Next Steiner

Triple H: The Challenge For Bron Breakker Is Don’t Become Just The Next Steiner

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Thnk you Necro Butcher n New Jack.
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Good luck Saturday @Ruthless_RL
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Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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Merry Abso Lutely Day to all those who observe
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Early MMA records were a thing of beauty
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