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(Not)Clay

@NotClay8

Stand up comedian & some other shit. Detroit to the DMV

 Washington, DC
youtube.com/@claydubose?si=h2r1Pw3Xr4pbL8d2
Joined December 2023
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Updated list of shows I got coming up. Bump into me!
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Sooooooo let me get this straight: a nigga dressed up as a clown asks you to film content with him, allegedly refuses to provide identification, paperwork, or STI results, and you STILL choose to make contact with him? I don’t care if it’s fake sex, where’s the fuckin common sense? Being anonymous to your audience is one thing. Being anonymous to the people you’re physically working with is another. A costume and a networking connection aren’t verification.
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Not to be that guy but when’s the last time yall did something like this for an elementary school class IN Detroit?
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had to get them right
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yall dick eating like crazy
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had to get them right
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This black truck discussion needed to be had because why do so many average and below average people yearn for VIP treatment.
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El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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one time one of my exes hmu, we had a rather good convo, she told me to let her know when i’d be in atl doing comedy so that her & her gf would come support. the next day i was blocked? bitch??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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You ain’t gotta do anything you don’t wanna do but you DO gotta go the fuck home
Rav3n.xo 🍫 (@AshiaMajor) profile pictureRav3n.xo 🍫@AshiaMajorNov 4
So if I spend the night I gotta fuck?
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lmfao alright
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@itssthyherinmeNov 4
I had a major water leak at my home, so I asked my baby daddy if I could stay at his house because I was told it would take about a week to repair. Out of respect, I asked him not to let his girl come over while I was there. Just being honest, I’m still not over our relationship, and this man had the audacity to put this woman before me. He even allowed her to disrespect me and tell me I wasn’t welcome. Y’all, I had to sleep in my car, and this man didn’t even care. He let that woman do me like this.
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Black trucks cost $75 a hour what y'all think people do for living that they can't afford to pay for a driver to go on a date ? y'all swear everybody struggling but you that's not weird ?
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Lmaaaooooooo
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Lakers announce Bronny James and Cameron Carr have been assigned to the Coachella Valley Lakers Their season begins on Friday
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Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
Olaromola🇳🇬 (@abike1999) profile pictureOlaromola🇳🇬@abike19999h
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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This a crazy tweet man
Kewchie Kannibal (@c0ochiecake) profile pictureKewchie Kannibal@c0ochiecake19h
I used to love watching her videos when I had a porn addiction.. she knows how to use the FUCK out of a strap.. but I ended up stopping because she looks like one of my aunts. I was so pissed when my aunt told me people said she looks like her… truly ruined it for me😟
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A nigga who always used the city to hide how much of a lame he is. Tragic,
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Ye and the family at YEEZY Season 01 in LA 📸
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I mean this with no harm or disrespect but how were so many women willing to work with that Gibby clown guy when he wasn’t willing to show his face AT ALL even off camera???
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The most radicalizing thing is watching videos of what America used to look like in the 1960s. This was literally Detroit.. lol
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Nigga got a all even cut all around man that should tell you everything you need to know
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Republican Byron Donalds wins Governor's race in Florida, beating Democrat David Jolly. He will succeed Ron DeSantis (R).
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🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” He has now been voted out of office.
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they been charging a cover for years now.
GateKeepTheCulture🏁🇸🇩 (@jawnlouis) profile pictureGateKeepTheCulture🏁🇸🇩@jawnlouisNov 4
Floods TVs being in there since Obama was a senator yet I seen people saying they paid a cover to get in there on a Saturday
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about to get me a democratic mandated gender reassigning shawarma for lunch!
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