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Stand up comedian & some other shit. Detroit to the DMV

Washington, DC
Joined December 2023
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Sooooooo let me get this straight: a nigga dressed up as a clown asks you to film content with him, allegedly refuses to provide identification, paperwork, or STI results, and you STILL choose to make contact with him? I don’t care if it’s fake sex, where’s the fuckin common sense? Being anonymous to your audience is one thing. Being anonymous to the people you’re physically working with is another. A costume and a networking connection aren’t verification.
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(Not)Clay retweeted
Not to be that guy but when’s the last time yall did something like this for an elementary school class IN Detroit?
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This black truck discussion needed to be had because why do so many average and below average people yearn for VIP treatment.
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El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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You ain’t gotta do anything you don’t wanna do but you DO gotta go the fuck home
So if I spend the night I gotta fuck?
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(Not)Clay retweeted
Black trucks cost $75 a hour what y'all think people do for living that they can't afford to pay for a driver to go on a date ? y'all swear everybody struggling but you that's not weird ?
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Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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This a crazy tweet man
I used to love watching her videos when I had a porn addiction.. she knows how to use the FUCK out of a strap.. but I ended up stopping because she looks like one of my aunts. I was so pissed when my aunt told me people said she looks like her… truly ruined it for me😟
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A nigga who always used the city to hide how much of a lame he is. Tragic,
Ye and the family at YEEZY Season 01 in LA 📸
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I mean this with no harm or disrespect but how were so many women willing to work with that Gibby clown guy when he wasn’t willing to show his face AT ALL even off camera???
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The most radicalizing thing is watching videos of what America used to look like in the 1960s. This was literally Detroit.. lol
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(Not)Clay retweeted
ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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Nigga got a all even cut all around man that should tell you everything you need to know
Republican Byron Donalds wins Governor's race in Florida, beating Democrat David Jolly. He will succeed Ron DeSantis (R).
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🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.” He has now been voted out of office.
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Seeing that nigga interview I understand why bro asked this lmao nigga a dummy
Bro what did Paul Reed do?? 😂😂
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(Not)Clay retweeted
Replying to @iHitSplits
We running the double Barry O strat on em
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Replying to @ClutchLikeRomo
They got White Obama and Middle East Obama it might be over for republicans
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They dropped white Obama omg
Jon Ossoff sounding more and more like a Democrat nominee in waiting…
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It's morning again in America.
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Obama did a 5-minute comedy masterclass on the Cheesecake Factory MAGA meltdown at the Ossoff/Bottoms rally tonight. Absolutely incredible.
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