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@NotJustGOAT

humorless

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Joined July 2026
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Imran Khan's level has always been there, is there, and always will be there.
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Santa claus khud gift mai pack ho kar arhe hai
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kunafa >>> any dessert
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full time memer, full time mayor.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor11h
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The most beautiful view in my office
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Not a good morning fellas. Fck napak fauj, fck pmln, fck ppp, fck that zehni mareez & fck that orange psycho pig. I hope he loses terribly. May Allah protect everyone and may things not escalate into a war ameen.
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Encounter deaths : 1990+ Ad spent on channels : 42Bn RS Private Jet : 33 Bn Govt schools privatized : 2200+ Healthcare spending : down 29% Extreme poverty rate : 16.5% from 2.9 Sharam 0 Ghairat 0 Mandate 0 Seats 17
farrukh saleem (@SaleemFarrukh) profile picturefarrukh saleem
@SaleemFarrukhNov 1
1. Maryam Nawaz - 32 months 2. Commodity debt: zero 3. Streets: cleaner 4. Crime: down 32% 5. Wheat: down 8% My column: thenews.pk/print/1446143-wha…
What has changed?

What has changed?

February 2024. Maryam Nawaz took oath as the chief minister of Punjab. More than two and a half years on, this is the question that matters: What has changed in the lives of Punjab’s 128...

thenews.pk
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A.@AhmadridismoNov 2
People made Rajab Butt, Mr Patloo, Babar Azam etc type people celebrities.
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The courage it takes to say this just moments after surviving an assassination attempt, with three bullets still lodged in your leg
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4 years ago today, Imran Khan received three bullets to the leg while leading a long march against the imported regime.
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RAZA@imraza_415h
she’s having a really long and critical surgery today pls do remember her in your prayers today would mean a lot.
RAZA (@imraza_4) profile pictureRAZA@imraza_4Aug 7
life is js so cruel sometimes my 9 year old cousin got diagnosed with bone cancer & doctor told us she's facing at least 14 rounds of chemotherapy it hurts so much to think about her whole life is ahead of her she deserves to js be a kid :/
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No hate, I'm just genuinely asking. Do you guys actually like singers like Hassan Raheem, Talha Anjum, etc ??? I don't get these singers, neither their singing nor the hype. Tell me, if you like them, why do you like them?
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Day 4 of posting Imran Khan edits:
xyz (@NotJustGOAT) profile picturexyz@NotJustGOATNov 1
Day 3 of posting Imran Khan edits:
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Me, 23 years old, sniffing my old Barca jersey to remind myself how much I used to play football. Wish I could go back for just one match.
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Abu Bakar in Pak Studies page 26
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Pehn Di Siri (@PehnDiSiri) profile picturePehn Di Siri@PehnDiSiriOct 31
Abu Bakar in Dar-e-Nijaat
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“My legs just couldn’t give me any more” 😂
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paty@_midwicketNov 1
you can love a player and still admit when he is wrong. i love leo messi but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongs (never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)
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The radio silence and complete isolation of my father is unbearable. Let us speak to him. Let us know he’s alive. Have some humanity. Free Imran Khan.
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when I'm genuinely having a bad day, But then I see the 3+ new messages from my sweet sugar plum, fairy dusted, berry flavoured, cupcake and my mood completely turns around.
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Day 3 of posting Imran Khan edits:
xyz (@NotJustGOAT) profile picturexyz@NotJustGOATOct 31
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good morning
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