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The most beautiful view in my office
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Not a good morning fellas. Fck napak fauj, fck pmln, fck ppp, fck that zehni mareez & fck that orange psycho pig. I hope he loses terribly. May Allah protect everyone and may things not escalate into a war ameen.
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Encounter deaths : 1990+ Ad spent on channels : 42Bn RS Private Jet : 33 Bn Govt schools privatized : 2200+ Healthcare spending : down 29% Extreme poverty rate : 16.5% from 2.9 Sharam 0 Ghairat 0 Mandate 0 Seats 17
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People made Rajab Butt, Mr Patloo, Babar Azam etc type people celebrities.
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The courage it takes to say this just moments after surviving an assassination attempt, with three bullets still lodged in your leg
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4 years ago today, Imran Khan received three bullets to the leg while leading a long march against the imported regime.
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she’s having a really long and critical surgery today pls do remember her in your prayers today would mean a lot.
life is js so cruel sometimes my 9 year old cousin got diagnosed with bone cancer & doctor told us she's facing at least 14 rounds of chemotherapy it hurts so much to think about her whole life is ahead of her she deserves to js be a kid :/
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Abu Bakar in Pak Studies page 26
Abu Bakar in Dar-e-Nijaat
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“My legs just couldn’t give me any more” 😂
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you can love a player and still admit when he is wrong. i love leo messi but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongs (never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)
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The radio silence and complete isolation of my father is unbearable. Let us speak to him. Let us know he’s alive. Have some humanity. Free Imran Khan.
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21k laughing emojis. These 21k won’t teach their children to respect the military either. Imagine the decline of this military, and it will reach to how many generations.
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I think about IK daily. I tell myself that we are doing what we can or that sacrifices are part of a leader’s life, but no excuse makes peace with what’s happening. Silence forced by fear is still silence. What we are allowing to happen to him will haunt us for generations.
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When the prisoner bears dignity and the ruler wears humiliation
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Choose your fighter!
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“B.O.A.T” is lowkey a genius move from France football; they gifted it to Ronaldo so he can validate their credibility leaving him with no excuses when Messi wins the super Ballon d’Or next year.
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Half naked women walking on ramp and calling it “fashion week” representing Pakistani culture? And when exactly women walking half naked has become Pakistan’s “culture”?
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*paid vote*
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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If he’s safe as you claim, why is the regime ignoring the Supreme Court’s order to have him assessed in a private hospital (Shifa International), rather than by stooges at a government facility? Why haven’t they allowed anyone to see him since August? Even murderers are granted these most basic of rights in prison. They’re clearly hiding something, as they could easily dispel people’s concerns if their claims that we are lying are true. Remember, when PTI was in power, Nawaz Sharif, who, unlike my father, is genuinely corrupt - as proven by the Panama Papers - was allowed to travel to London for medical reasons while serving his prison sentence and remained there, living in luxury for 4 years. Yet these fascists fear my father so much that they won’t even allow him a visit from his own doctors or an assessment at a private hospital IN Pakistan, as ordered by the highest court in the country. Why are you so desperate to cheerlead for a fascist regime?
1- Your father is safe 2- Thank God Almighty we are not hearing (incoherent rants) from him 3- It was not Asim Munir, but Bajwa under whom your father was ousted 4- The ppl of Pakistan need respite from your father’s crazy verbal diarrhea. We are trying to heal as a nation so take one for the team, please.
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In 10 years, South Korea went from a poor country to an industrial powerhouse. Vietnam’s GDP per capita rose from under $500 to over $5,000. Bangladesh outpaced India and Pakistan in growth for years. Meanwhile, Patwaris celebrate metro buses after decades of Sharif rule.
When he tweeted this, Pakistan had ZERO metro bus services. Now, after 15 years: Lahore has metro bus Multan has metro bus Islamadabad has metro bus Rawalpindi has metro bus Karachi has metro bus Faisalabad: under construction Gujranwala: under construction
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