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🚨JUST IN: New theory suggests that time doesn't move forward but folds, letting the present influence the past
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You incarnate with a spiritual mission and as long as you do the inner work to align your will, the spirits will take care of the rest
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one time my grandpa took me aside & asked if i could keep a secret & i said yes so then he told me about how he’s in a perpetual time loop where he keeps traveling back & forth between world war 2 & a limp bizkit concert.
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I guess it's not appropriate to say bholes are for breakfast if no one else knows you just mean bagels.
my bad.
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In 1943, the American government made this film to fight fascism.
Little did they know that it was aimed at preventing the very thing over half of America voted for in November.
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The beef jerky commercial where Bigfoot is on the Viking longship is my favorite because it's historically accurate.
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We need a new and improved social, practical, metaphysical construct for ethics. Let go of the past -- the eternal present tense provides a blank slate at each infinitely sliceable interval. Admit to past mistakes and state your very specific plans for improving yourself in the future. Move on with clearly stated ethical intentions and actionable goals. Take action. Your results will speak for themselves and the singular collective consciousness will treat you according
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I just realized it's now called "reposts" instead of "retweets" and no one is gonna say repost either, so thanks for playing yourself again Elon.
Retweet this.
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Be patient with her… if you love her, be kind, she’s somewhere between losing her mind and finding herself… and I know… because I’m her…
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My favorite historical name is Robert the Bruce. Like hi I’m Phillip the Steven and this is my friend Bill the Fred.


















